Possible Sasquatch encounter happened last night.

GordoBarraBJJ said:


this is the clip from the 411 movie (about people missing from national parks - not a Sasquatch movie).

I'm sure some sherdoggers will debunk those noises though (it's been analyzed but you know sherdoggers got it all figured out).
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Been analyzed by whom exactly?

<puh-lease75>

It's funny when people say "I don't what know that was" then they follow it was a strong opinion that it then must be something that's never even been documented to exist period instead of like a methhead having buttsex or an existing animal they just don't recognize.
 
nhbbear said:
Update. I have gone back to that lake twice last week. Just to fish. Caught nothing. Didn’t see any Sasquatch. The most exciting thing that happened was I had to shit in the woods. That was pretty awful.
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So you didn't go look at the hill where you were "viciously attacked with rocks" to see what could have happened?

You went back to the place where some mysterious beast tried to murder you with basketball sized boulders just to go fishing?

I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but if I was chased out of the woods by a giant ape throwing basketball sized boulders at me I wouldn't go back there to fish. Maybe it's like even you don't believe your own stupid bullshit. I would just imagine that a reasonable person wouldn't go back to that same spot for something as stupid as fucking trying to catch a bass. I mean you were literally talking about firing off fucking gunshots because you were so hysterical.
 
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nhbbear said:
Update. I have gone back to that lake twice last week. Just to fish. Caught nothing. Didn’t see any Sasquatch. The most exciting thing that happened was I had to shit in the woods. That was pretty awful.
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what about the duck?
 
Tone C said:
It's probably 1 on its own with 999,999 others being telepathically controlled to throw the rocks.
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so some one DID take the ducks over 20mil USD!
 
jgarner said:
So you didn't go look at the hill where you were "viciously attacked with rocks" to see what could have happened?

You went back to the place where some mysterious beast tried to murder you with basketball sized boulders just to go fishing?

I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but if I was chased out of the woods by a giant ape throwing basketball sized boulders at me I wouldn't go back there to fish. Maybe it's like even you don't believe your own stupid bullshit. I would just imagine that a reasonable person wouldn't go back to that same spot for something as stupid as fucking trying to catch a bass. I mean you were literally talking about firing off fucking gunshots because you were so hysterical.
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yep. Went back. Unlike you, I obviously am not afraid to go back. Strapped of course. And no, I was no close that 1000 years from where it happened because you can’t get there without getting a bit wet and the water is about 40 degrees. I will go back in the spring as well.
 
nhbbear said:
yep. Went back. Unlike you, I obviously am not afraid to go back. Strapped of course. And no, I was no close that 1000 years from where it happened because you can’t get there without getting a bit wet and the water is about 40 degrees. I will go back in the spring as well.
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Yeah that's because I'm not retarded enough to assume a giant ape was trying to murder me at a lake. Don't try to act tough now after you ran away like a pussy falling all over yourself in the dark. I don't go back to places where I was trying to be murdered by an entity capable of slinging a basketball sized boulder like a baseball. I'm smart enough to realize something that large and strong wouldn't have any issues dealing with my shit handgun and I have no business continuing to hang out there for fish.

I forgot that giant boulder slinging lake apes only stay in one place like a bridge troll. It's why they are so impossible to find because they only stay in the exact same spot. All you have to do is fish on the OTHER side of the same lake and they could never get you there.

You are one giant retard. It's rather clear that even you know how fucking stupid your Bigfoot story is. It's like being attacked by lions at a watering hole and going back to fish a few yards away because you think lions don't have these things called legs.
 
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jgarner said:
Yeah that's because I'm not retarded enough to assume a giant ape was trying to murder me at a lake. Don't try to act tough now after you ran away like a pussy falling all over yourself in the dark. I don't go back to places where I was trying to be murdered by an entity capable of slinging a basketball sized boulder like a baseball. I'm smart enough to realize something that large and strong wouldn't have any issues dealing with my shit handgun and I have no business continuing to hang out there for fish.

I forgot that giant boulder slinging lake apes only stay in one place like a bridge troll. It's why they are so impossible to find because they only stay in the exact same spot. All you have to do is fish on the OTHER side of the same lake and they could never get you there.

You are one giant retard. It's rather clear that even you know how fucking stupid your Bigfoot story is. It's like being attacked by lions at a watering hole and going back to fish a few yards away because you think lions don't have these things called legs.
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Yeah, ok turd
 
Dear Forum,

I never believed your stories about getting butt-fucked by Sasquatch were true. Then last week ...
 
nhbbear said:
Yeah, ok turd
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Pages 1 through 11 have you, a grown fucking man, running like a bitch in the dark from a giant monster monkey throwing basketball sized boulders. Now you want to act like a badass on page 12 to pretend like you casually went back to catch some fish?

<YeahOKJen>
 
Zoolander said:
Right?? Thanks for the thread TS. Whatever it was, I'm glad you made it out ok. I'm sorry you're having to defend yourself here.
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Why do people attack absurdism? Maybe it's so the spread of absurdism fucking dies. I'm tired of hearing retards talk about how likely it is that a giant monkey could hide in the woods of America while they deny science like climate change.

Try having fun with reality for once. There's a big beautiful universe out there to enjoy. Try that on for size.
 
Like Joe Rogan said in his podcast if there was a real Sasquatch/Big Foot where are there dead bones? These are just animals, they eventually will die and leave their corpse lying around in the forest.

And for some reason we haven't found any dead corpses of them, how ridiculous is that.
 
jgarner said:
Why do people attack absurdism? Maybe it's so the spread of absurdism fucking dies. I'm tired of hearing retards talk about how likely it is that a giant monkey could hide in the woods of America while they deny science like climate change.

Try having fun with reality for once. There's a big beautiful universe out there to enjoy. Try that on for size.
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I enjoyed reading his story & t's weird to me that any of this makes you aggressive. And those last 3 sentences were completely unnecessary. Lighten up brother.
 
GordoBarraBJJ said:
Obviously not by you Scully.
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Obviously not by anyone with a solid reputation for reasoning skills you mean.

Zoolander said:
I enjoyed reading his story & t's weird to me that any of this makes you aggressive. And those last 3 sentences were completely unnecessary. Lighten up brother.
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Since when is calling people out on bullshit and absurdity a bad thing in this world? Those last three sentences were literally the exact opposite of what you were complaining about in my posts and you think they are completely unnecessary? I'm glad you enjoy fiction. I enjoy it too, just not when it's portrayed as reality.
 
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