Pope Benedict Stepping Down

[Katsumi Yamada]

What would you want your pope name to be?? Pope Katsumi sounds good, but don't know if that goes with whatever rule system they use for Pope naming.

Pope Innocent XIV
it would be ironic.

 

[riitzni]

How about the entire Vatican just step down?

lmao.

I for one would like to see the Catholic church continue albeit on a much smaller scale. Where else are we going to get repressed ex-Catholic women that are fareeeekaaaay?

Also, for good poping times, google Benedict IX. THAT was a savage bastard, and not in a pope way.

 

[ralphc1]

I say we have Cardinal Sonnen and Cardinal St. Pierre fight for the papacy.

I think Father Guido Sarducci would make a good Pope.

 

[ralphc1]

Should nominate a gay pope.

Aren't they all?

 

[ralphc1]

Pope Innocent XIV
it would be ironic.

Pope Jerry Sandusky would be more ironic!

 

[BRF]

 

[zackryder]

Next pope should be in his 50s....and ideally a black one. We need a brother to be in charge

i dont even...

 

[Aunty Dana**]

With his advanced age he is finding it difficult to balance his two personas, he will continue to rule the Galactic Empire in his final years.

 

[BrotherClaudio]

he is so fucking creepy looking

like super evil creepy

 

[Aunty Dana**]

he is so fucking creepy looking

like super evil creepy

Being the Dark Lord of the Sith will do that to ya.

 

[Thrawn33]

With his advanced age he is finding it difficult to balance his two personas, he will continue to rule the Galactic Empire in his final years.

I remember when he was elected all the Palpitine shoops. So scary it was I converted to Methodist.

 

[BrotherClaudio]

Being the Dark Lord of the Sith will do that to ya.

he eats childrens dreams for breakfast even on Sundays

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I wasn't a big fan. Though to be fair, I wasn't going to be a fan of anyone considering the tough act they had to follow in jp2

I don't think any pope will be able to coverup sexual abuse the way pope John Paul 2 did.

I don't think any pope will be able to move so many priests accused of sexual abuse to so many different parishes.

John Paul 2 is a true hero for child abusers everywhere.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Next pope should be in his 50s....and ideally a black one. We need a brother to be in charge

What makes you think a black pope would be the best suited for covering up sexual abuse scandals?

 

[christhakingpin]

whos gonna protect child molesters now?

 

[christhakingpin]

Aren't they all?

I think theyre classified as philes more so than gay

 

[Devout Pessimist]

thats not how papal elections work bro :icon_lol:
it's private. the cardinals do a shit-load of praying and then vote.

Just read that any baptised, unmarried roman catholic male can become pope.
i'm up for it.

Think of all the virgin catholic babes that will be throwing themselves at you. You will have to beat them off with a holy staff.

If you are not into sexy women, then as pope, you get first pick of the young delicious alter boys.

 

[BrotherClaudio]

he had a man dress him


what a schmuck



he loved him some man touch so much he had one fucking dress him


and yep, it's a long standing tradition, they had boys dress them before these scandals

 

[Devout Pessimist]

he eats childrens dreams for breakfast even on Sundays

 

[Devout Pessimist]