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Pliny Pete's Tales From The Ghetto : Final 2023 Edition : Update : The Story Gets Worse!

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So I'm sitting here in my fancy pants comfy comfy Lazy Boy right now trying to decide on my toppings from the Pizza Guys website when I got quite a nasty surprise
I hear something outside so I look out the window from my relaxed seated position and some spagoodled looking tweaker bitch was standing in front of my house at the edge of the driveway yelling hello over and over again
I was just sitting here watching her through the window and this foul ass bitch dropped her drawers and squirted out her nasty toxic piss all over my sidewalk!
Hella cars just passing by watching her
I got worried she was about to do a #2😳😳
Then she just strutted off like a boss with her full white shiny ass exposed, not worried about a thing
That's life in the ghetto
 
mb23100 said:
Well I'm working on the Vegas Strip tonight so I'll see what I can
I'll tell you what, I'm working the Vegas Strip tonight. I'll see what I can capture and we can work out some sort of exchange.
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Oooh, this story just remained interesting...
 
Pliny Pete said:
So I'm sitting here in my fancy pants comfy comfy Lazy Boy right now trying to decide on my toppings from the Pizza Guys website when I got quite a nasty surprise
I hear something outside so I look out the window from my relaxed seated position and some spagoodled looking tweaker bitch was standing in front of my house at the edge of the driveway yelling hello over and over again
I was just sitting here watching her through the window and this foul ass bitch dropped her drawers and squirted out her nasty toxic piss all over my sidewalk!
Hella cars just passing by watching her
I got worried she was about to do a #2😳😳
Then she just strutted off like a boss with her full white shiny ass exposed, not worried about a thing
That's life in the ghetto
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The kid wins again?
 
I thought Pittsburg was the west coast version of Greenwich?
 
Get a paintball gun.

And a few good old fashion regular gun type guns.

And maybe pepper spray for your Keychain, also good for wife's Keychain, or teenage kids.


I would personally get a bunch of red paintballs. And maybe freeze some of them.
You could have shot that tweeker in her butthole.
Missed opportunity sir.
 
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Pliny Pete said:
So I'm sitting here in my fancy pants comfy comfy Lazy Boy right now trying to decide on my toppings from the Pizza Guys website when I got quite a nasty surprise
I hear something outside so I look out the window from my relaxed seated position and some spagoodled looking tweaker bitch was standing in front of my house at the edge of the driveway yelling hello over and over again
I was just sitting here watching her through the window and this foul ass bitch dropped her drawers and squirted out her nasty toxic piss all over my sidewalk!
Hella cars just passing by watching her
I got worried she was about to do a #2😳😳
Then she just strutted off like a boss with her full white shiny ass exposed, not worried about a thing
That's life in the ghetto
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"Spagoodled". I like that. I think I'll add that to my vocabulary.
 
So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

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