Pliny Pete's Tales From The Ghetto : Final 2023 Edition : Update : The Story Gets Worse!

[spamking]

Anytime you can make it through the day without someone shitting in your driveway is a win in my book

 

[666]

I'm also sitting in my not so cozy lazy boy and I don't necessarily live in the ghetto but crazy shit goes down here all the time. For the first couple years it was amusing and I would look but I don't have a view from where I'm sitting and just don't care to see it when I'm hearing shit go down outside.

I think I'm just tired of it at this point.

 

[helax]

Damn. Adding Insult to injury. Those ronis look worse than some piss on the sidewalk

 

[TardStrong]

Dont you live in the SF bay area? Its normal up there

 

[Sweater of AV]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

Give that shit to the tweaker and order another one.

 

[666]

Damn Pliny lives in an area where toothless bjs are widely available.

Dude you're better than that. Ever hear of a double mouthguard?

 

[StonedLemur]

I definitely don't miss living in ghetto neighborhoods, but they certainly provided stories lol.

Happy New Year Pete.

 

[FyrFytr998]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

They always fuck you at the drive through…..


Moving out of the Ghetto was the greatest single day of my life. Living in white suburbia is everything it’s cracked up to be. Man some bad and weird shit used to go down in the old hood.

 

[NoSmilez]

Dude you're better than that. Ever hear of a double mouthguard?

There are no sporting goods store in the hood. Amazon also doesn't deliver properly.

 

[kahiljabroni]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

Oof...rough looking pie. Where u get it and how much dough it run u?

 

[kahiljabroni]

They always fuck you at the drive through…..
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Moving out of the Ghetto was the greatest single day of my life. Living in white suburbia is everything it’s cracked up to be. Man some bad and weird shit used to go down in the old hood.

It's really pretty awesome isn't it

 

[mb23100]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

That looks like some CiCis all you can eat crap

 

[FyrFytr998]

It's really pretty awesome isn't it

It is. Bad things can happen anywhere any time, but the odds are way less in the burbs.

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

Looks like an octopuses butthole

 

[HARRISON_3]

6/10

Would eat.

 

[zapataxiv]

So in my shaken and disturved state I forgot to tell them I didnt want this nasty ass crispy cup pepperoni on my pizza, I wanted the regular stuff!
This is a disaster
Thanks a lot 2023

ngl I would finish that whole thing
some tapatio and ranch for dipping

that mothewould bout of here

 

[dildos]

Lifetime of bad decisions

Please don’t be so hard on yourself, you tried your best and that’s all that matters.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

Lifetime of bad decisions

Easy solution to your problems.

Sounds like you need some George Costanza voodoo. Start doing and saying the opposite of your instincts and you’ll be getting laid and working for the Yankees in no time.

 

[El Chimpo]

Pete watching her piss

 

[Phlog]

They always fuck you at the drive through…..
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Moving out of the Ghetto was the greatest single day of my life. Living in white suburbia is everything it’s cracked up to be. Man some bad and weird shit used to go down in the old hood.

It's really pretty awesome isn't it

Suburb crew checking in.

It's fucking awesome. No theft, quiet, reasonable neighbours who all just want to be left alone.

I can't walk back from a night out anymore but fuck it, I'm too old for that shit anyway.