NBA Playoffs thread - Scientists unite

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Substance Abuse said:
Scottsdale has some legit nines. ASU fucks.
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Spring training is worth it alone just to party in Scottsdale after. I went for a bachelor party a couple years ago and the ratio of women to men at the bars is like 7:3 with bachelorette parties everywhere. Jon Jones also tried to slam me and my friends at a strip club that weekend. Dude is gay af.
 
Substance Abuse said:
Chet can't play the five against a bigger team. He's not only undersized out there but he's getting run off the court by Indy's pace.

Indy was 6/10 from three in the fourth. That team has irrational confidence in droves.
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Wouldn’t mind if they traded him over JDub. Him being undersized wasn’t such a glaring flaw because of his shooting ability, but he’s lost that and now he’s white Bol Bol.
 
Jonathan Utah said:
Thankfully the narrative of Shai having an “elite” supporting cast died tonight. Only three other teammates showed up.
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Elite or very good, there's a ton of talent on that team. Thing is, Indy has just as much, even though they don't have a single guy as good as SGA. The equalizer is their pace of play, pressure and clutch shooting. I still think OKC wins this, but Indy is a live dog. What a fucking finish. Hali and the Pacers have been must see TV this playoffs.
 
Corona said:
Spring training is worth it alone just to party in Scottsdale after. I went for a bachelor party a couple years ago and the ratio of women to men at the bars is like 7:3 with bachelorette parties everywhere. Jon Jones also tried to slam me and my friends at a strip club that weekend. Dude is gay af.
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He probably shares a closet with Aaron Rodgers.
 
Corona said:
Spring training is worth it alone just to party in Scottsdale after. I went for a bachelor party a couple years ago and the ratio of women to men at the bars is like 7:3 with bachelorette parties everywhere. Jon Jones also tried to slam me and my friends at a strip club that weekend. Dude is gay af.
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ASU chicks... smoking. Awesome party town. I'm too old now. Might blow out a hip, lol.
 
'Rocky' said:
Diddy really?
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Yeah, I told the story here before.

Corona said:
I can support this

Last year I was on a bachelor party trip in Scottsdale. After dinner we went to some strip club and Jon Jones was there. My buddy bought him and his homie shots, some white guy, I cant remember his name but he was a fighter or coach too. So Jon and his buddy came and sat at our table, Jones was absolutely hammered. He was speaking all kinds of nonsense about black people and Mexicans getting along(we're Mexican, he made sure to ask us that before his rant). He was sitting between me and my friend and started telling us some story and was rubbing me and my buddies thighs in a very homo manner, I got up to piss and grab a beer to get away. I came back and he just grabbed my beer and drank it cuz he said "he trusted my drink." I guess his homie said Jon thought he got roofied at a club before or some bs so I guess thats why he "trusted" my beer. He started going on some other rant and jumped up and knocked over a bunch of shit off the table, his buddy was like "Jon we gotta gtfo." So they got up and left. The strippers came over and asked if we were okay and how they were scared of him. 4-6 weeks later he got injured and dropped out of the fight with Stipe lol. Really bizarre experience.
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Corona said:
Yeah, I told the story here before.
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You shoulda beat his ass imo.

I used to train with Joe Stevenson at his Cobra Kai gym way back in the day. I didn't know him personally all that well, but he used to drink and wasn't a belligerent scumbag like Jon. In fact just the opposite. I ran into him at the bar one night and he was totally plastered. He acted like he hadn't seen me in years and was so excited to see me and was like "Wait right here bro, I'll be right back" and he disappeared into the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence of the Lambs and I never saw him again.

Dominick Reyes's older brother Alex used to train there at the time and I ended up meeting and being kinda friends with Dom when one of his trainers bought a small gym I used to go to. I went to the bar for his Jones fight and the entire bar was erupting for him the whole night because he's the hometown guy. When the fight was over I picked a great spot in the corner to record the reaction of the bar crowd when the decision for Dom was gonna be announced. Never happened and that video immediately went into the trash bin. Lmao
 
Aurelian said:
Pacers win this by 2.

Quote me if I'm wrong, but you have to suck me off if I'm right.
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OFF BY 1. Yall are so lucky. I was debating whether it was gonna be by 1 or 2 but yall aint gotta get the mouthwash ready today. I'll be happy with just picking the win.
 
Corona said:
Spring training is worth it alone just to party in Scottsdale after. I went for a bachelor party a couple years ago and the ratio of women to men at the bars is like 7:3 with bachelorette parties everywhere. Jon Jones also tried to slam me and my friends at a strip club that weekend. Dude is gay af.
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Before your follow up post, elaborating, I thought you meant like body slam. Guess not...

Ayo.
 
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Substance Abuse said:
Chet can't play the five against a bigger team. He's not only undersized out there but he's getting run off the court by Indy's pace.

Indy was 6/10 from three in the fourth. That team has irrational confidence in droves.
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He just brutalized the Wolves wtf are you talking about
 
Croaker said:
He just brutalized the Wolves wtf are you talking about
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Gooby is ass and Randle was a ghost in that series. Turner is more physical than both and a harder cover than Goobs. You mix that with the pace of play and he was mid-AF.
 
Substance Abuse said:
Gooby is ass and Randle was a ghost in that series. Turner is more physical than both and a harder cover than Goobs. You mix that with the pace of play and he was mid-AF.
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Theyre both big strong bodies, so is Naz Reid and Jaden McDaniels. The issue is the pace, and the Pacers always crash the boards. It's 100% an effort thing. Chet will be fine if they can figure out the half court a little better.
 
'Rocky' said:
Reading now...

Where did fica's illiterate ass learn the phrase "double whammy"...
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“.see most people even here have o interest in being defender of black or fighter against racism when nobody defend other from black racism but again that is really not acceptable for these cucks you got to be pathetic as they are or they will tell you you only take other ppeople side but never blaks and other bs”

The “o interest” got me good
 
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