NBA Playoffs thread - Scientists unite

[Sweater of AV]

Anything special? (can't watch the game tonight)

I was referring to the airball that Simple Southerner posted.

It was an unfortunate game if you're a Nugs fan.

 

[Substance Abuse]

 

[Makani]

Nugs had a chance before the half to really put the screws to them, but it was like brick-foul-brick-foul-brick. MPJ the alpha albatross.

 

[Croaker]

Derik Queen is gonna be the black joker, but better handle, bigger blacker biseps, and not a flopping bitch

 

[Darkavius]

Not sure how Cleveland can get better in the offseason. That Hunter contract and trade probably cost them more than they expected and they don't trade with the Hawks if they had to do it all over again. I would think Strus won't be back next season and it wouldn't surprise me if they shopped to get rid of Garland's contract.

 

[Revolver]

Urry already trying to get another former mvp to come save him.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Man, Jokic is ridiculous.

Just needs one more championship to instantly enter the all-time top 10 and be right behind Juice as the greatest players this century.

He should come to my Rockets.

 

[MusterX]

Just needs one more championship to instantly enter the all-time top 10 and be right behind Juice as the greatest players this century.

He should come to my Rockets.

Not sure 2 Ships gets you into the Top 10 all time. Its a tough sell.

 

[Revolver]

Not sure 2 Ships gets you into the Top 10 all time. Its a tough sell.

Wilt has 1 and Hakeem has 2 and most people have them in their top 10. Add in 3 mvps and he's right there.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Wilt has 1 and Hakeem has 2 and most people have them in their top 10. Add in 3 mvps and he's right there.

Wilt has 2 but yeah, add Fat Serb's 4 MVPs (he's this year's, IDGAF what voters say) and he just squeezes in.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Not sure 2 Ships gets you into the Top 10 all time. Its a tough sell.

Won't be getting any more if his team shoots 1 for 15 in the fourth. Even when Dirk won I remember Peja and Porter (edit Jason Terry) shooting lights out. It's just so frustrating

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Wilt has 2 but yeah, add Fat Serb's 4 MVPs (he's this year's, IDGAF what voters say) and he just squeezes in.

He will likely finish top 3 in career VORP with LeBron and Jordan which is quite a metric.

 

[Corona]

Just needs one more championship to instantly enter the all-time top 10 and be right behind Juice as the greatest players this century.

He should come to my Rockets.

Something tells me fat Serb wouldn’t get crucified by the media for jumping ship like Durcant and LeJuice did.

This is why we kneel.

 

[Croaker]

The NBA is cooked, we got no defense playing bums like Urry and Oker (can't jump) having casuals thinking they're top 10 all time players. Klay, Gaymond, Pippen, Rodman, Cartwright, Gordon etc all sacrificing so casuals think one dimensional players are all timers. Pathetic.

If you aren't LeGOAT or Kawhi you aren't in all time great discussions at this point KD barely makes it because his 97 foot reach makes it hard for midgets to get around him.

 

[Simple Southerner]

lmao 2 slaps for mpj

 

['Rocky']

Something tells me fat Serb wouldn’t get crucified by the media for jumping ship like Durcant and LeJuice did.

This is why we kneel.

He's already crucified by the media for being a fat white dude owning a black sport.

@fica

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Nico will just draft Dylan Harper instead.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Something tells me fat Serb wouldn’t get crucified by the media for jumping ship like Durcant and LeJuice did.

This is why we kneel.

It'd be a high IQ move.

Can't call him a hard worker cuz he's fat and slow but he's definitely smart.

 

[The Servant]

I wouldn't say unstoppable but pretty damn awesome top 3

An already injury prone 50 games per year Kyrie coming back from an ACL, day to Davis almost 30, and a rookie. Not sure what the time line looks like tbh.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I was all in on the Knicks until I saw all the D List Celebs acting like they won the Super Bowl....

Boston 4-3