Pics From War Machines Wedding

[Mmaprovost]

Meanwhile half you muthafuckas aint had a date in months!

https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/15/war-machine-wedding-photos-prison-pen-pal-married/



Former MMA star War Machine -- who is serving a life sentence for brutally beating his ex-GF -- got married behind bars ... and these aren't your typical wedding photos by a long stretch.

War Machine tied the knot with his longtime prison pen pal Ashley Farrington at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada ... taking a break from lockdown to say, "I do."


The convicted woman-beater slid a gold band on his new wife's finger -- the ring belonged to Ashley's grandmother. Hard to imagine this is what grandma had in mind.

Ashley's son and another family member were on hand for the nuptials ... and War Machine's best man was a guy named Mario Lino.

No wedding cake ... after all, you know what people put in prison cakes, right???

We're told the whole thing lasted 4 hours and was NOT conjugal.

I'll conjugate her until he gets out

 

[honzo]

War slayed insane amounts of pussy on the outside, even Shamrocks daughter ran away with him.

And he slays more pussy that all the losers on here even though he is inside for life ahaha

Tatted bad boy wins everytime

Well his prison doesn't allow conjugal visits so I'm not sure how that works

 

[ImmigrantMentality]

I wonder what gang war machine had to go with in the pen? I wonder if he went with the mexicans or if the Aryans accepted him?

 

[Ruke Doufus]

One way to provide for your kid I guess... Seduce desperate inmates and bleed them dry before moving onto the next one. Only have to bang a handful of times.

 

[MescalineDreams]

Girls go crazy over tatted bad boy look it's insane.

Clear skinned, skinny incels like the ones on this forum are literally invisible to women. You know it's bad when a tatted bad boy can get married from inside jail and then incel cucks on here make threads about being cheated on and dumped LMFAO

I love the reaction you get on here aswell, i'm just sat smiling at the screen.

L M F A O

 

[dragovic]

that woman has the brains of a fucking seagull

 

[KilledByDeath]

He'll probably see more of War Machine than his real father growing up

That you Tony?

 

[MescalineDreams]

"You lost a pretty girl but gained an ugly soldier"

lol forever a classic

 

[LastBlood]

At least he can now fuck every now and then.

 

[MescalineDreams]

"You lost a pretty girl but gained an ugly soldier"

He got out last year and he's living with his prison wife now I think

 

[Kandyland]

I'm a free man and not getting laid and this mother fucker is in prison showing me up. Fuck.

 

[leto1776]

I’m pretty sure warmachine also said they were broken up. Either way, I can actually forgive a guy to some degree if he came home found his ice cheating and slapped her up a bit in the heat of the moment. What he did though was insane. Hours of torture and beatings and attempted rape. That’s far beyond a normal response, that’s a sociopath

Oh, he definitely deserves to be locked away for life. My stance is that taking the word of one mentally unstable person over another is pointless.

 

[mmafan559]

that poor kid jesus
getting resued at a dog shelter would be better for him

 

[Jopo]

War machine apologists lol.

What a world we live in.

"ALPHA" BROSSSS

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Ive always thought of prison as peaceful. I would want to have my own cell in solitary confinement. As long as I get my netflix and tablet. Id be cool.

 

[elwani]

Maybe. The dude acts all shocked and responds violently when his girlfriend does slutty things, she is a porn star ffs. What kind of a retard wouldn't see that coming?

A retard mesmerized by the tits and ass of a pornstar?

 

[Pittie Petey]

Ive always thought of prison as peaceful. I would want to have my own cell in solitary confinement. As long as I get my netflix and tablet. Id be cool.

Its easy to say that when youre not there
Go spend 5 years in a closet without human contact or natural sunlight and then see how at peace you are

 

[beastman]

War Machine jumping to freedom:

 

[Tugboat]

Do you take 738992145 as your lawfully wed husband?

 

[snaportap21]

Meanwhile half you muthafuckas aint had a date in months!

https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/15/war-machine-wedding-photos-prison-pen-pal-married/



Former MMA star War Machine -- who is serving a life sentence for brutally beating his ex-GF -- got married behind bars ... and these aren't your typical wedding photos by a long stretch.

War Machine tied the knot with his longtime prison pen pal Ashley Farrington at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada ... taking a break from lockdown to say, "I do."


The convicted woman-beater slid a gold band on his new wife's finger -- the ring belonged to Ashley's grandmother. Hard to imagine this is what grandma had in mind.

Ashley's son and another family member were on hand for the nuptials ... and War Machine's best man was a guy named Mario Lino.

No wedding cake ... after all, you know what people put in prison cakes, right???

We're told the whole thing lasted 4 hours and was NOT conjugal.

No lie, he's a scumbag, but I respect the man for his ability to pull. It is what it is.