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Pics From War Machines Wedding

Ive always thought of prison as peaceful. I would want to have my own cell in solitary confinement. As long as I get my netflix and tablet. Id be cool.
and a couple beers. and desktop pc with wifi. and a stove and good ingredients. and conjugal visits. and allowed to run outside a couple miles per day. maybe a washing machine. One of those little small basketball hoops on your door.

and access to pay per views. Also allowed to order books from amazon.
 
War machine apologists lol.

What a world we live in.

"ALPHA" BROSSSS
But bro he is winning because he is (not) getting so much pussy. You should get a bunch of shitty tattoos if you want to be a real winner like him :rolleyes:
 
how the fuck do you get a life sentence for beating a womans ass?

thats bs

Didn't he attack the dude she was cheating on him with too? And he kidnapped her, attempted to rape her, almost killed her, shed probably live in fear for the rest of her life if he was released. She's not exactly a small profile person even if she isn't a legit celebrity. I'm fine with him being in prison for a while and then maybe eventually they can get around to letting him out when he can no longer be a threat
 
and a couple beers. and desktop pc with wifi. and a stove and good ingredients. and conjugal visits. and allowed to run outside a couple miles per day. maybe a washing machine. One of those little small basketball hoops on your door.

and access to pay per views. Also allowed to order books from amazon.
Some prisons are like that! Lol. Not all, not most,
 
If you are gonna kill or beat up people make sure to do it in California because they allow conjugal visits. Meaning you can bone the hoes you seduce via mail. WM is in Nevada I think, so he can't tap that.
 
SHE HAS A KID... and she's marrying a guy in jail for almost killing his gf by beating her bad....

Someone put that kid in a better family and let that moron destroy her own life by herself.
 
She's definitely the type of bitch that likes it rough

I was just thinking that she is probably a super freak in the sheets. I bet War machine will pound her to death
 
Ohh...the poor boy. I can only feel for him as he's just a kid. but he' has no idea what his mom has gotten into. This family is going to be beyond F'd up.
 
Meanwhile half you muthafuckas aint had a date in months!

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https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/15/war-machine-wedding-photos-prison-pen-pal-married/



Former MMA star War Machine -- who is serving a life sentence for brutally beating his ex-GF -- got married behind bars ... and these aren't your typical wedding photos by a long stretch.

War Machine tied the knot with his longtime prison pen pal Ashley Farrington at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada ... taking a break from lockdown to say, "I do."


The convicted woman-beater slid a gold band on his new wife's finger -- the ring belonged to Ashley's grandmother. Hard to imagine this is what grandma had in mind.

Ashley's son and another family member were on hand for the nuptials ... and War Machine's best man was a guy named Mario Lino.

No wedding cake ... after all, you know what people put in prison cakes, right???

We're told the whole thing lasted 4 hours and was NOT conjugal.
I Was thinking it's funny that some psycho woman would marry him. But, it turned sad seeing that poor kid. He doesn't have a chance
 
has anyone told her he doesn't have any money?
 
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