Picking your Perfect White House Card

[Lionheart7167]

Assuming you could pick your perfect White House card, what would it look like???

Normally, I'd base a perfect card on a few different things (merit-based) but this is pure circus spectacle, so I'm going BIG fights

MAIN CARD
Conor/Nate 3 headlines
Jones/Pereira
Tom/Gane rematch
Topuria/Islam
Kayla/Nunes
Jorge/Edwards (grudge match)

PRELIMS
Khamzat/Imavov
Garry/Shavkat 2
Gaethje/Tsarkuyan
Holloway Oliveira 2
Jiri/Ulberg

 

[loisestrad]

Assuming you could pick your perfect White House card, what would it look like???

Normally, I'd base a perfect card on a few different things (merit-based) but this is pure circus spectacle, so I'm going BIG fights

MAIN CARD
Conor/Nate 3 headlines

Stopped reading.

 

[Tito Tapped]

Jon Jones vs. Alex Pereira – LHW / HW / BMF / DOUBLE RETIREMENT / WINNER GETS ALL THE BELTS

Khamzat Chimaev vs. Ian Garry – Power Slap Special Attraction

Colby Covington vs. Sean Strickland

Conor McGregor vs. Michael Chandler

Derrick Lewis vs. Rico Verhoeven

 

[Koala]

You have to go full MAGA

Main card
Donald Trump vs Maduro
Elon Musk vs Wang Chuanfu
Aljamain Sterling vs Zoran Mandani
FBI Indian vs Kamala Harris
Colby vs Belal

Prelims
Joe Rogan vs Covid guy (Fauci?)
Zendaya vs Sydney Sweeney
Stallone vs Schwarzie
Tate Brothers vs Basharat Brothers
Shane Gillis vs Mo Amer

 

[Tapatio]

Epstein vs. Trump

 

[Randy Fandy Fo Fanders]

since it's at the White House i think we add some historical militaristic aspects to it. We can have a U.S. vs Britain card or possibly a domestic Civil War type of card of northerners vs southerners.

Or maybe just go WWE and have a Royal Rumble right on the White House lawn.

 

[surgeyou1]

Wait do people actually think Conor won't headline if he's on the card? That's hilarious.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Epstein vs. Trump

They already did that one. Trump's victory went so easy and smoothly, people figure Jeff beat himself

 

[El Panteron]

Only white house card I'd watch is with all the mussies in there so hopefully someone blows that shit up. A man can dream.

 

[Lionheart7167]

Stopped reading.

Thanks for playing doofus!

 

[loisestrad]

Thanks for playing doofus!

Thanks for being one.

 

[Morris88]

Epstein vs. Trump

RFK Jr vs AOC

 

[Why did you]

Rubio vs JD Vance has the main card fight potential

 

[Ares Black]

Cancelled

 

[UWPguy]

Assuming you could pick your perfect White House card, what would it look like???

Normally, I'd base a perfect card on a few different things (merit-based) but this is pure circus spectacle, so I'm going BIG fights

MAIN CARD
Conor/Nate 3 headlines
Jones/Pereira
Tom/Gane rematch
Topuria/Islam
Kayla/Nunes
Jorge/Edwards (grudge match)

PRELIMS
Khamzat/Imavov
Garry/Shavkat 2
Gaethje/Tsarkuyan
Holloway Oliveira 2
Jiri/Ulberg

Good with all this except I really don't care about Nate anymore. He's only had 2 fights since 2019 and one of them was the corpse of Tony Ferguson. Besides that, he's a glorified journeyman who was only ever a contender at 155 and somehow struck gold with his post fight callout of Conor.

If Conor is at 170, can we do him vs someone who will talk a lot (and doesn't speak like a retard) - could be Colby, Usman, Chandler or Paddy. Maybe Dustin even comes out of retirement.

I think Colby and Strickland need to be on the card somehow too.

 

[jeskola]

Jorge/Edwards (grudge match)

Jorge is 41 and fat

 

[snugglecakes]

nobody with a last name ending in the letter V allowed on the card. Just work around that and you'll have yourself a decent card

 

[ChrisBenoit]

Main card:
Donald Trump vs. Marcin Tybura
Joe Biden vs. Sam Alvey
Hunter Biden vs. Conor Mcgregor
Kamala Harris vs. Norma Dumont
Ronda Rousey vs. MGT

Prelims:
George W. Bush vs. Marvin Vettorri
AOC vs. Maycee Barber
Al Gore vs. Dominic Reyes
Michelle obama vs. Curtis Blaydes

Early prelims:
Lee Greenwald vs. Matt Hughes
Erica Kirk vs. Cindy Dandois
Ilan Omar vs. Carla Esparza
Tampon Tim vs. King Green

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

You have to go full MAGA

Main card
Donald Trump vs Maduro
Elon Musk vs Wang Chuanfu
Aljamain Sterling vs Zoran Mandani
FBI Indian vs Kamala Harris
Colby vs Belal

Prelims
Joe Rogan vs Covid guy (Fauci?)
Zendaya vs Sydney Sweeney
Stallone vs Schwarzie
Tate Brothers vs Basharat Brothers
Shane Gillis vs Mo Amer

Shane Gillis?

 

[Travis Alexander]

Only white house card I'd watch is with all the mussies in there so hopefully someone blows that shit up. A man can dream.