Pettis' kickboxing record

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By the time i got to the third page of this thread i had a pm in my inbox from K1 asking me to fill in as an alternate in next weeks grand prix
 
Played UFC 3 and Dana White popped up at my front door and asked if I wanted to be a fucking fighter.
 
Will Samuelson said:
As a 4 year old, I was learning the alphabet and got stuck on J... without notice, a middle aged Japanese businessman jumped out of the bushes and shouted "K". Then he asked me to choose a number BETWEEN 0 AND 2. I replied "1". He immediately took my under-aged hand, in his gentle and petite Japanese hand and guided it in pen strokes at the bottom of a badly translated paper. I could see it said "CONRTACRT" at the top but the rest was Japanese. Though there was a picture of a huge silverback looking motherfucker in the second paragraph. Next thing I know, I was being paid 10billion yen to take some steroids and receive a beating in the Tokyo Dome.
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Team Sleep said:
Except they weren't better fighters when I made the statement. They got better over time. It would be like UFC 1 Gracie coming to mma now. He'd be exposed as entirely one dimensional. Doesn't mean he wasn't the very best at a time when different circumstances existed. That's life.

Iirc, the only time Pettis was well and truly exposed was by Guida. Which is funny, because he's never been anywhere near a belt, but has beaten more future and former champions than anyone.

Mma isn't some static sport where the best fighter is always going to win. Shit happens. The only real exposure that takes place is that people are human and that without a ref to stop it, even the best athlete or martial artist can be killed in battle.

Mma exposes everyone, in that regard.
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+1
 
Just got an email from K1.

Thank you Sherdog!
 
I got into a fight with my girl while we were having dinner at the Chinese restaurant. I pissed her off so bad she got up and ran out. While I enjoyed my victory I opened my fortune cookie a inside was an invitation to compete in K1.
 
Today something strange happened when I was on the subway. I asked for a raise in my salary from by boss before and he sent me a contract with a little raise and I called him in the subway and told him "don't send me your bullshit contract". Then I closed the phone and started to listen eye of the tiger with my earpods. A little hand touch my shoulder and I turned back immediately with a super fast reflex. It was a Japanese guy and first he said I am impressed by your performance and he invited me to K-1 for a big fight with Dada 5000. I said yes but Dada 5000 ducked me. If any of you interested I can arrange an invitation from K 1 for a replacement. Let's go baby.
 
I ve been battling depression for a while..Bellator just offered me a fight with Ken Shamrock
 
IloveTHIS said:
read the first few replies and thought "wait....I remember this thread." and busted out laughing.

a GOAT thread and wonderfully welcome christmas bump
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Am I the only one who found a K-1 Grand Prix belt in my Christmas stocking?
 
Stupid assholes stop liking that post, aldo still.smashes him
 
MMAfansince99 said:
Yeah my mom did 30min of boxercise once, when she got home she had an invitation envelope from K1 in her mailbox.

On a serious note yeah considering his performances in the cage I'd say its very likely he has a pro kickboxing background.
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"Yeah my mom did 30min of boxercise once, when she got home she had an invitation envelope from K1 in her mailbox."
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Mailman came in yesterday.No K-1 invitation.Again.

Frustrated from waiting for so many years,I accused him of losing my invitation,and called him a wide variety of homophobic slurs.
He started yelling and moved towards me,so I instinctively touched him with the jab,and finished him with a left hook.He failed to answer the eight count,so I celebrated with my corner and shook his hand.

Today I had to go to the post office,since mailman was under a medical suspension after that vicious KO.

K-1 invitation was there waiting for me.Turns out I just needed a tune up fight.
 
Me last week at the office Christmas party:
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I'm fighting Masato on New year's eve
 
So excited to see so many of my fellow Sherbros fight this NYE
 
kimocomplex said:
So excited to see so many of my fellow Sherbros fight this NYE
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I'm an alternate but to be honest, I'm hoping that I don't get put in. I really don't have much fighting experience other than some backyard wrestling when I was a kid, so I am quite nervous and would much rather not.
 
Jarnee said:
He is 15-3 in paid kickboxing bouts, not k 1 level of course
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like indian casino and battle in the ballroom type shit?

edit: a thread from 4 years ago. great
 
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