Media Paulo Costa Hospitalized After Seeing Shredded MW Khamzat Chimaev Destroying The bag

[Sasha]

Hospitals will be full of dudes with priapism if Khamzat wins. Y’all weird.

I'll be there to help !

 

[Sasha]

Here you go sir.

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Hey be careful, there are young plants browsing those forums, I don't want my geranium to see random pistils like that

 

[StonedLemur]

Hey be careful, there are young plants browsing those forums, I don't want my geranium to see random pistils like that

They need to grow up some time sir lol.

 

[TITS]

Nah, he's just in the hospital for a hairline touchup. He can't afford to get out-hairlined by Khamzat

Marvin knocked all the plugs out of his head.

 

[Sasha]

They need to grow up some time sir lol.

Ah, right. Does that flower have an Onleafan ?

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Fuck that, Khamzat shouldn't be getting a title shot without a top 5 win. Dricus has 2 top 5 wins and a top 10 win.

he doesn't even have a top 15 win. the fact he's fighting #6 Costa is laughable. the fact that Costa is even ranked at #6 is also laughable.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

I won't be surprised if Paula pulls out. Khamzat is going to embarrass him.

Khamzat isn't some old fuck that is washed, basically the only people Paula can beat.

Like Khamzat is going to be that sole UFC-rostered fighter that Paula holds a W over. Not happening kids.

it's not like Khamzat has an impressive resume at MW either. he literally beat ONE guy.

 

[StonedLemur]

Ah, right. Does that flower have an Onleafan ?

I'll PM you the link lol

 

[MMAFanCal]

I got hospitalized reading this thread. Send me flowers

You have to watch the whole video on Paulo's channel. As usual, Costa was trolling and it had a hilarious twist at the end.

 

[WallNStallToeStomper]

Kick boxing is my sport bc Khazmat faked the glove touch to sniff crotch?

i mean in kickboxing there is no "crotch sniffing". So you know if you watch kickboxing no one will go for takedowns. Which you apparently don't like.

 

[Frankie Baby!]

Khamzat is a CAN, Costa will prove that fact.

Bro Costa can’t even finish a washed 40 year old Rockhold at elevation and got mogged by him

 

[CatchnShoot]

DUBS for thread title.

 

[Sasha]

he got his soul taken and buttsecksed by Adesanya?

Spoiler

... why did he have to do it doggy style

 

[chinarice]

it's not like Khamzat has an impressive resume at MW either. he literally beat ONE guy.

1 more win fhan Paula has over UFC MWs

 

[piropiro]

Nah, he's just in the hospital for a hairline touchup. He can't afford to get out-hairlined by Khamzat

You know you’re in the right hands when both your hair transplant surgeons are bald/balding…

 

[Mammothman]

You almost gave me a heart attack pal lol

 

[Cucumber Slice]

Here you go sir.

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Thank you!

 

[Tnellie30]

There world will not been ready for Costa in his full #secretjuice form. Khamzat is #verygreat and intense, but Costa very stronk and jacket so is will be major difficulty for Khamzat to taken him down. Though "nothing is impossible", as esteemed coach have once said, it is my belief that Costa will emerge victory by judge official decision by points through superior punch and force.

 

[Billthebutcher]

Cleft lip has a 50/50 shot against Costa.
Obviously ditching Sweden and not making weight has hurt his career tremendously. We'll see if he's even relevant anymore after this match.

 

[StonedLemur]

Thank you!

Anytime brother.