Pauli ear-shames Artem while stuttering

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  1. Hespectfully

    Hespectfully Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Ear shaming @ :56
    Stuttering @ 1:04

    I tried time stamping, it's not working. Sorry in advance:

    "I'm gonna make ya eez (ears) straight. I'm gonna fuck you up so bad ya eez are gonna turn back ta' normal, ya' know dat? I'm gonna fuck this guy up so bad his eez are gonna turn back ta' (inaudible). Look-attiz eez. I'm gonna, Ya' wone even, ya' wone even, ya' wone even, he wone even need tha' surgery or anything aright? Ya' know-ya' right-just-get fucked up by me, I'll make em' straight again. I'll give you plastic surgery."



    That's a pretty bad stutter. And I don't get why a boxer would make fun of cauliflower ear, an indication that someone has put in years of mat time.
     
  2. FrontNakedChoke

    FrontNakedChoke ____________________

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    Paulie is insufferable
     
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  3. MMAMAX

    MMAMAX Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Paulie is the weirdo in all of this.

    He really has no idea how he comes across.
     
  4. Canada

    Canada I AM JEHU

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    Make the god damn boxing match already wtf.
     
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  5. Arm Barbarian

    Arm Barbarian Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Paulie sounds like Leo Getz from Lethal Weapon.

    Yipping Chihuahua
     
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  6. BoD 2.0

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    Paulie is so small he makes Artem look huge.
     
  7. mb23100

    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Paulie is on meth or something.
     
  8. jojoRed

    jojoRed Aint no stress on me, Lord.

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    Nah he's just from New Jersey.
     
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    SpedDaddyV GOAT

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    now THOSE are some cliffs

    thanks
     
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    TITS Stop filming. Platinum Member

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    This fight will never happen. Paulie will chicken out.
     
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  11. Davey Crockett

    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah

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    Rumble White?

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    Michael LDN Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    It Lobov is losing I want him to head kick Paulie, just to let him know that at any point he could end him and that paulie could do nothing about it
     
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    Paulie by brutal unanimous decision
     
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  14. Hespectfully

    Hespectfully Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I had a lot of fun trying to interpret Pauli's rambling. Fortunately, I'm from New Jersey so I kinda speak his language.
     
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    Hespectfully Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Settle down bro. Hespek the Garden State!

    <{UberTS}>
     
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    Paulie is hilarious to me, great analyst too. This boy can talk tho
     
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  17. josephsjoseph

    josephsjoseph Orange Belt

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    califlower is more an indication of someone who just didn't give a fuck. You can get it after 1 rolling session.

    there are tons of black belts , boxers and wrestlers who never came close to getting it. its also easy to prevent getting that bad unless you have a scheduled fight and can't take time off.

    so to me it was also an indication that you were a competitor at most. Never a sign that you are actually good or put enough time in.
     
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    "They fu&% you at the drive through!"
     
  19. Holysmoke

    Holysmoke Blue Belt

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    anyone know how much they paid Paulie?
     
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  20. BeerAndKush

    BeerAndKush #PaulieBless

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    With a comment like this I have no clue how you have a double yellow card...
    {<jordan}
     

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