PADDY: Everyone will be sucking my arse again when I'm back!

[jeff7b9]

My friend told me of a similar story. He was in the shower with his gf at the time. Apparently she hadn't had time to wash properly, but they quickly started making out and the place he sent his finger was right to her bumhole, stuck it in about two knuckles deep, then pulled it back out after a few seconds, and discovered his finger was....dirty.
<{chips}>

Yuck.

Back in college a story went around that one of the sluttier girls in the sluttiest sorority did anal with a guy on the football team, and ... she, uhh, couldn't contain herself and left a present he would never forget in the bed.

I didn't know her super well, but I did know girls in her sorority she was really close with and no one denied it on her behalf.

So she became known as that girl.
The girl who got fucked in the ass and shit the bed.
That's a rough reputation to walk around campus with.

 

[ColombianFist]

against another unranked fighter?

nah. his nuthuggers are the ones eating his ass

 

[honzo]

People hating on Paddy?
Is that because of the most recent decision?

 

[pankrat]

The natural cringe king

 

[Johnnny]

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/06/ufc-news-paddy-pimblett-ready-to-rub-it-in-upon-return

who will be sucking Paddy's arse

The UFC should feed Paddy to Poirier and create a special belt.

 

[TeenageMutantLesnarTurtle]

This kid is going to get his fucking head taken off sooner or later (probably sooner) and it will be glorious.

To be fair, hes mostly a gimmick act and i'm sure most people understand that, even his fans. Decent entertainment value and hes good for the sports profile in the UK so I cant hate too much.

 

[Limeade]

He needs a few fights to get him to that next level, but I hope we one day see Paddy versus Arnold Allen to headline an event one day.

 

[smalliebiggs]

so will his fans i.e. his arse suckers be using a straw or what?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

People hating on Paddy?
Is that because of the most recent decision?

His behaviour thereafter

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

so will his fans i.e. his arse suckers be using a straw or what?

no, motor boating

 

[honzo]

His behaviour thereafter

Because he thought he won?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Because he thought he won?

Yeah

 

[AmalgamOpus]

It's strange to think he has a fan base.

 

[ChangeIsComing]

Paddy lies too much, just not a good look for anyone in any capacity. Not a fan and we all know his hype ends in a fight or two, no way he reaches the top...he is just not that good. But hey props to him for getting paid.

 

[Taric]

He isn’t a good fighter, but he’s an entertaining figure that provides energy to the octagon. There aren’t many of those, it’s tough to create out of nothing.

Imagine being the kind of fight fan where "entertainment" outside of the ring matters more than what occurs inside it.

 

[ejazahmednit]

 

[The Legendary Scarface]

He better fight somebody of note. We can't keep doing this. He "beat" Gordon, time for a step up bud..

 

[Steve Fox]

It is his arse after or before weight cut? We need some clarity because the size of the thing varies and some people might be picky.