PADDY: Everyone will be sucking my arse again when I'm back!

[StonedLemur]

Let’s see, there was the braid belt of course, but later came the studded belt. I rocked that deeper into my 20’s than I’d like to admit. I still have it, but no fucking way a 30” belt is fitting my waist these days.

I had an 8 ball belt until I was 25 lol

 

[EYEKICKFACES]

So was that one account claiming to be Paddy real?
I'm guessing no but damn id hoped against all hope it was.
And no need for a poll, the UFC needs a UK market so they've been sucking his ass for awhile(by UFC standards of course, he's still making less then he should like basically every other fighter outside the rare late career Arlovski).

Not to derail the thread but......do you happen to know who Arlovski's manager is? He's done an amazing job for him. Wonder if he's had success with other fighters too?

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I don’t remember feeling this repulsed when Doostin told us to kiss his whole asshole.

 

[infinite666]

Oh, I guess his haircut sucks arse too, lol.

That haircut is cool these days

 

[Ian]

Suck my arse is a wild statement and gives away too much information. Paddy has a prolapsed arse. Embarrassing.

 

[JarlSkuld]

Just a minor "mispeak" from Paddy; just change "sucking" to "beating"

Jarl

 

[MeatWagon06]

Can't wait to see him get his arse hammered. Know what I'm saying?

 

[cburm]

I liked the kid until he showed his colors now cant stand him or to hear him or look at his dumb and dumber harry looking ass kids a boot licking muppet with no opinion or thought of his own.

 

[Pechan]

well heres a nicer one Paddy married his long time beautiful girlfriend

He's definitely not worried about what these little farts on here think.

Well he sure as fuck comments a lot about what the internet little farts think about him...

 

[jjjjjjjjjjohnny]

i suspect paddy may be yesterdays news.

 

[Adamant]

Interesting.

I spoke yesterday to a friend who had upon occasion dabbled with the hole where his wife can't get pregnant. He described to me a recent incident which was spontaneous and involved alcohol.

Forgive me for this next part and the lack of elegance, but... he got poop on his dick, he was grossed out and has thus sworn off use of the backdoor.

The best part about the conversation was that his wife was sitting with him and attempting to defend herself throughout his description of the events which took place, blaming him for it being his idea and not giving her time to... uhm... release, beforehand. It was quite entertaining.

My friend told me of a similar story. He was in the shower with his gf at the time. Apparently she hadn't had time to wash properly, but they quickly started making out and the place he sent his finger was right to her bumhole, stuck it in about two knuckles deep, then pulled it back out after a few seconds, and discovered his finger was....dirty.
<{chips}>

 

[Jessn287]

well heres a nicer one Paddy married his long time beautiful girlfriend

He's definitely not worried about what these little farts on here think.

WHO IS THE ONE IN THE RIGHT OF THE PICTURE??????

 

[C-UNiT]

My friend told me of a similar story. He was in the shower with his gf at the time. Apparently she hadn't had time to wash properly, but they quickly started making out and the place he sent his finger was right to her bumhole, stuck it in about two knuckles deep, then pulled it back out after a few seconds, and discovered his finger was....dirty.
<{chips}>

Did he sniff his finger though?

 

[Pechan]

That haircut is cool these days

No it isn't.

 

[AmonTobin]

Weight cut arse or out of competition arse? Big difference.

 

[stormofshadow]

Did he sniff his finger though?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[jeff7b9]

Hes like a nerd shittier weirder bum beatles version of conor

Truth.

Paddy is a dollar store McGregor.

 

[jeff7b9]

Did he sniff his finger though?

 

[Small Town Andrew]

Paddy looks fat. Embarrassing for a professional athlete to blow up like that outside of competition. It will catch up to him as he ages