ordering drinks at restaurants

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  1. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    My question:
    Could I order a triple rum and coke? How about a quadruple rum and coke? When I am home I usually make myself a quadruple. Normally at restaurants I order a double , but I want to make sure I can appropriately take care of my alcohol problem tonight. So like whats the standard protocol on this stuff at a nicer restaurant (?
     
  2. WARRIOR POET

    WARRIOR POET Banned Banned

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    get a pitcher
     
  3. Kid Chocolate

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    Order two doubles
     
  4. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    Yeah I wish I could mr butterface. The point is to hopefully only have to order 2 drinks to take care of my problem since I will be with my family and dont want to look like a hopeless alcoholic, thus the strong drinks.

    **I dont really have a problem, I drink around 3x a month. But I could use some drinks tonight.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Just order it neat or on the rocks like an actual man
     
  6. Shayo

    Shayo Banned Banned

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    Couple of bottles of red and you'll be pissing on the fish before you know it...
     
  7. Pork Mahogis

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    Another friend of Bill's.
     
  8. Kid Chocolate

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    Rum is fucking shite neat
     
  9. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    Yeah I usually order 3 doubles when I am out. But If my parents see me ordering three drinks they will think I am an alcoholic, and I figure I can order two very strong drinks and without them hearing how strong. I dont drink much but my parents dont see me often so if they see me drinking they will just assume
     
  10. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    I dont mind it like that at all, sometimes I drink it like that at home. But if I order it like that how many shots will it be, or do I have to specify ?
     
  11. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    lol what the hell man cool it with the inquisition

    Just order it and see what happens
     
  12. Pork Mahogis

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    To be 20 years old again....
     
  13. WARRIOR POET

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    lol, so order it with or without ice like a man????

    do you know what words mean?


    and ordering a rum and coke like a man? as if

    :p
     
  14. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    You obviously are an alcoholic if you can't go without and are that concerned over making sure your drink is a quadruple. Just wait until your parents leave before you start blacking out.
     
  15. Torrid

    Torrid Cunning Linguist

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    I'm pretty sure he meant without the coke. You know... just liquor in a glass, maybe with ice.
     
  16. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Some places wont serve more than a double because they dont wanna get in trouble for over serving but other places dont give a shit
    You sound like the kinda person that hangs out at the places that dont give a shit so youre good
     
  17. The Shih Tzu

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    Why don't you just have one of your quadruples before hand and one normal drink at the restaurant?
     
  18. mb23100

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    Bring a flask.....duh
     
  19. Concrete

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    Try the wine.
     
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    Got to the bottom of the page, thinking to myself I couldn't believe I'd be the first to post it...
     

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