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One picogram people!

Name other athletes that this has ever happened to.

There must be at least one other high profile example from track and field, baseball, football, cycling, powerlifting, or even MMA.

Is there?
Mir and Lawlor, both suspended.
 
Name other athletes that this has ever happened to.

There must be at least one other high profile example from track and field, baseball, football, cycling, powerlifting, or even MMA.

Is there?
Well Jesus Christ comes to mind - they crucified him and only after his death he was proclaimed innocent and even more.
 
Turinabol has a molar mass of 334 grams per mole. A mole has 6.02 x 10^23 molecules. If you do a little bit of high school math then you will find that 1 picogram is roughly 1.8 billion molecules of Turinabol.

1.8 Billion Molecules !

Doesn't sound so small now does it?
Keep in mind that the actual number is not 1 picogram. It was in the double digits of picograms.
 
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I have an MS degree in Google Search, these are my findings.
Jeff is throwing out some juice woo it seems. I can not find anything in regards to "pulsing effect".
Is this some kind of USADA black magic quantum pulsing, or a blatant admission that Jon in fact has been taking T-Bol on and off..

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I think that's the intermittent fasting GSP was talking about.
 
I wonder how many Picograms of Testosterone Vitor had in him when the UFC ignored his failed test and let him nearly destroy Jones arm?

Dana owes him one.
 
USADA and USADA scientists opinion weighs more than yours or mine. Sorry, bud.

I'll agree with half of that. I only care what scientists think, even if they don't have data their intuitive hunches still mean some thing. As far as I know no scientist working for USADA, SMRTL, or CSAC has gone on record and supported the claims of Novitzky or White. So it would appear to be nothing but bureaucratic bro-science at this point.
 
Next news will be "jon jones found with an oplypic sized swimming pool amount of steroids in his system, because this amount is so large, it beyond the realms of human possibility *joe rogan voice* that he could have even ingested such a large amount therefore this positive tests "proves" he is innocent.
 
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If you find a picogram of my sperm inside your girlfriend, are you gonna want to hit me or are you going to justify it by saying it was only 1 picogram, trace amounts from me having sex with her 1 year ago, and on top of that, she could never get pregnant from 1 picogram?
 
They did prove it. It's the exact same metabolite as before but even smaller.
and that proves that he hasn't taken it again how?

i guess he can keep using turinabol for the rest of his life. it's the exact same metabolite he's getting busted for, it's all from way back in 2017, people!
 
If you find a picogram of my sperm inside your girlfriend, are you gonna want to hit me or are you going to justify it by saying it was only 1 picogram, trace amounts from me having sex with her 1 year ago, and on top of that, she could never get pregnant from 1 picogram?

We can move the birth to a hospital in another state (USADA willing) And besides my wife won’t let me have a girlfriend; so you sir have some explaining to do...
 
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