One Million Facebook Likes = Sex

[PolishHeadlock]

disturbing



judge, much?



condom?

Only sailors and middle schoolers use condoms

 

[Wanderlei Industries]

It's a hell of a lot easier to just get her drunk. Especially with that face.

 

[Wanderlei Industries]

her forehead is fucking huge

More like fivehead....am I right folks?

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Had to look up gormless and I concur good sir. Good for the both of them, everything the light touches is their land.

cuffs is a lady

 

[minute bull]

I had to look up lady, and I'm not sure I concur good sir

Zuckerberg will want his cut now.

I believe the terminology in this case is slit.

 

[Swiftmayhem]

Thats his high school crush?

 

[SafyreSchool**]

He said it started out as a joke, so if you think she's letting him fuck apricot 1 at 1million likes, you're retarded.

 

[Jmarc]

her shirt says u mad bro

My mind is blown.

 

[touchedbyjab]

not liking... c**k blocked!

 

[shunK-1fan]

It's obvious that ugly broad wants to sex him so what the fuck.

 

[Iroh]

My word he looks gormless.

Reading this page from the bottom up, my thoughts were:

-You can not seriously dispute cuffs is a lady
-Ah the gender thing again
-Gormless must mean something like ugly, but he looks just typical British to me, lol.
-Shall I make a joke about how they are almost synonymous? Or is that too offensive?
-Better look up the meaning of gormless first.
*looked it up*
-Hahaha

 

[Iroh]

Oh and people complaining about how the girl looks. Did you people expect the kid to get sex offers from a supermodel?

 

[Jing]

 

[Kanster]

1M likes?

She thinks too much of herself.

 

[Cyke_out]

Only sailors and middle schoolers use condoms

You know how much condoms cost when I was that kid's age?

fuck if I know, we never used them.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

How do I say this nicely--



I think those two were conceived by the same parents. As were those parents' parents, and so on

 

[KnightTemplar]

Clicked expecting a super nerd that convinced some super hot attention whore to accept the bet

Norwegian son, i am disappointed

This.:icon_evil

 

[Sigh GunRanger]

1 million for that?


Shieeeeet

 

[naked duck]

that is one way to get out of the friend zone i guess. strange way for the guy to lose his virginity tho.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Lol she's not gonna do it.