Once again, tempted to rob a hobo for his hobo treats

[Cherry Brigand]

On my way to get state inspection. See a hobo with his hobo sign trying to get hobo food and hobo money from us non-hobos and I spy this:



I think to myself: that is a fine looking hobo bag. I wonder what hobo treats he has in there.

This is not the first time your intrepid Sherbro has been tempted in this way. If I time it right there's a 100% chance I could run over, snatch that hobo treat filled bag of delights, get into my car and be off before he could say 'Jumpin jehobophat!'

Alas, I remained decent...for now. But a man can only refrain from temptation for so long.

 

[Texan6533]

Probably another hobo in there

 

[Provocateur]

You sound poor.

 

[Red Beard]

You're better off, he would have shanked you. Hobos always have blades and you aren't built for that life.

 

[hohner]

If you want that much jenkum have at it, bud.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

He could be a drug dealer.

 

[SammyPops]

Not sure where you live bro, but our big city hobos be nasty and disease ridden, kind of like rats.

It might not end well.

 

[gspieler]

Sounds like you’ve your priorities in order.

 

[AbominableJoman]

@Yeti

 

[DRstrange]

You should try and then post the video or pics of the hobo beating the shit out of you, you piece of shit.

 

[It-is-what-it-is]

On my way to get state inspection. See a hobo with his hobo sign trying to get hobo food and hobo money from us non-hobos and I spy this:



I think to myself: that is a fine looking hobo bag. I wonder what hobo treats he has in there.

This is not the first time your intrepid Sherbro has been tempted in this way. If I time it right there's a 100% chance I could run over, snatch that hobo treat filled bag of delights, get into my car and be off before he could say 'Jumpin jehobophat!'

Alas, I remained decent...for now. But a man can only refrain from temptation for so long.

Great post, I laughed alot imaging the hobo screaming and chasing the car

 

[AldoStillGoat]

good thread loser, like a hobo really needs another misfortunate thing to happen to them

 

[Cherry Brigand]

You should try and then post the video or pics of the hobo beating the shit out of you, you piece of shit.

good thread loser, like a hobo really needs another misfortunate thing to happen to them

How's the view up there on your high horses? You clearly have never been seduced by those sweet hobo treats. Don't judge.

 

[DRstrange]

How's the view up there on your high horses? You clearly have never been seduced by those sweet hobo treats. Don't judge.

You're whats wrong with the world. Like I said earlier, you're a piece of shit.

 

[badascan]

Just hover over it like a Space Odyssey monkey and growl if the hobo attempts to stop you. Throw a few of the contents around then gallop off...

 

[Cherry Brigand]

You're whats wrong with the world. Like I said earlier, you're a piece of shit.

Smile when you say that.

 

[DRstrange]

Smile when you say that.

I'll smile when I know you're not a piece of shit human anymore.

 

[TheNinja]

That's not a hobo bag. Everyone knows hobos put their belongings (usually a few cans of beans) in a handkerchief and tie it to a stick.

 

[Legumes]

Next time, offer them $10 to give you a bag tour and satisfy your curiosity. You should probably specify "backpack" before they show you their nutsack though.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

I'll smile when I know you're not a piece of shit human anymore.

We're both your parents hobos? Are you third generation hobo? What hobo treats do you keep in YOUR hobo bag?