News On the Day of His Retirement Jon Jones Charged with Fleeing the Scene of an Accident in Albuquerque, NM (Update W/ Cam Footage).

[Mike]

I was just seeing if someone else was planning it before I made one

The coming weeks are gonna be busy for you, don't forget to stay hydrated!

 

[Jon's Drug Dealer]

Juicy is an absolute wreck.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

The coming weeks are gonna be busy for you, don't forget to stay hydrated!

It's a tough job trying to keep people honest about Jon, but someone's gotta do it!

 

[Alpha_T83]

Wait a minute. Is this fucking real?

I know I'm baked, but what the fuck?

Bro, I had a nap and I woke up and Jon Jones retired and the US bombed Iran.

I couldn't believe it.

 

[Ironheart]

Bro, I had a nap and I woke up and Jon Jones retired and the US bombed Iran.

I couldn't believe it.

Might be time to just go back to sleep. For the foreseeable future I think.

 

[Osculater]

Jon retarded enough to drive on shrooms. I know some people do it but nah too easy to fuck up.

Can't wait for Jon to exclaim how spiritually enriched he has become lately.

I know a dude who said he was driving on LSD and another time on Molly

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Picto is the gift that just keeps giving.

Stripped multiple times for drug violations of all kinds and ducking, and can't stay off the roads without being intoxicated.

Juicehead is a walking car wreck.

 

[ocfightfan]

Because of course.

 

[Alpha_T83]

Might be time to just go back to sleep. For the foreseeable future I think.

lol dude, you sound salty. I'm loving all the salty Jones fans' tears. You losers are hilarious.

 

[Söze Aldo]

Snakes ain't always in the grass

 

[Osculater]

Don't forget that it's 2025, and some women have dicks these days

It is not ghey if Jones' believes that the dude is a woman

 

[Osculater]

The only losses to Jone Jones fighting career are to himself

 

[snugglecakes]

Jon Jones is a worse driver than darksydephil. I guess those pro goat fighter mongoose skills, agility, n reflexes come in handy behind the wheel huh.

 

[Poirierfan]

Aspinall is no better, asking a woman if she's ever let a fighter finger her right in front of her long term committed partner. Fucking sick English pervert misogynist.

Where I'm from it's considered polite to ask a girl if she's ever been fingered before going in.

 

[Khaosan]

He did the same to the HW division.

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Great start to his retirement hopefully its all worse and worse from here.

 

[Poirierfan]

lol the article says Jones told the cops that she framed him

And cops are racist nerds too.

 

[w00t]

Dude retired from one life to immediately return to another.

 

[Poirierfan]

Don't forget that it's 2025, and some women have dicks these days

It's the new age and Jones is leading the charge. It wouldn't surprise me if he comes out in 2 years dressed like Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress.

 

[Poirierfan]

Great start to his retirement hopefully its all worse and worse from here.

Don't you worry, Jesus got Jon's back.