Media OMally celebrates win with new ‘Chimp’ face tattoo

[jsbx45]

Somehow the UFC thinks it is in their best interest to promote a guy with pink hair and face tattoos as their Flagship fucking clickbait hero. Times have really changed from the "as real as it gets logo" eh?

UFC is desperate to promote O'Malley as a star. They need a new star, I just cannot fucking believe they settled on this guy. This is the hype train gone wrong. It will end badly.

Edit: also, as another poster wisely pointed out.. someday O'Malley is going to be a 50-year-old with a face full of tattoos. They already don't even look as good as Tyson's, and even he knows they are lame

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

so let me get this straight, people are really mad over another dude getting a tattoo?

 

[PaddyO'malley]

I predict some old boomer trashes on him at a gas station with lines like "good luck getting a job with those kid!". He'll then drive off in his Lambo and the boomer will come here and make a thread about it.

 

[RespectTheWarriors]

this. i've listened to him talk and he doesn't say anything interesting at all. he's like a walking, breathing amalgam of instagram, just presentation, and his fight skills. hes got the skills.

He literally beats up small people though.

Aljo is a muscular... 155 pounds. (Yes Aljo cuts no more than 20 pounds to make 135 without IV nvm Yan or Paiva).

 

[FloydMayweatherMMA]

He literally beats up small people though.

He literally is a small people though.

 

[Connection Lost]

Now he doesn’t look like Screech.
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Oh, I see. Because they both had curly hair, that means their faces are identical. Very solid logic.

Or maybe hair is a mutable characteristic and has nothing to do with what someone "looks like" since it changes constantly. And maybe it's not clever or funny to say someone "looks like" someone else because it's the lowest form of wit.

 

[RespectTheWarriors]

He literally is a small people though.

Egg sactly

Yeah man I can pull a Kimo Royce on him except Royce was like 180.

I'd probably get fucked up but I'd make it ugly.

 

[Neck&Neck]

I predict some old boomer trashes on him at a gas station with lines like "good luck getting a job with those kid!". He'll then drive off in his Lambo and the boomer will come here and make a thread about it.

I look forward to your thread later, when you get back from the GasStation

 

[g*r*b]

When he loses is he going to tattoo that year too? Like the the dates on a tombstone?

 

[Unheralded Truth]

Just imagine walking around with a crown tattoed on your forehead.

I mean, this shit screams 'try-hard' at whoever will come across. How could you want that?

 

[World eater]

I’m curious if he would do another like that if he lost the belt and regained it, or maybe won the belt in another weight class. If he did it in 2025, MMXXV would look much cooler on the other side of his forhead.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Damn lots of haters over a tattoo. With all the comments you’d think Omalley fucked their moms or something

Yes, it's quite telling what a simple thing like style will make some people say. Who gives a fuck and how does it, in any way or form, affect your life if some guy got a face tat or not.

 

[surgeyou1]

I can't believe this cage fighter doesn't look like the model citizen

 

[stacrafty]

The reason why I am as close to an actual hater of a fighter as I am to this guy is because he is a legit dork in every sense.

He sounds like a 15 year old, built like a 15 year old , lanky and tall for his weight class at literally 5'9 which is 135, impersonates Conor ... goddamn this man made a hater out of me

Not to mention the tryhard tattoos and zero charisma brand building from day 1 (dude weed, coloured braids, tekashj) that somehow worked out and not quite

lmao the irony of some keyboard tapping nobody calling one of the most popular mma figthters in the world a "dork"

 

[Credo]

That´s beautiful

 

[kneebartotheface]

Talk about hate the player, not the game (the game being MMA).

Good skills. But zero taste or class. I'll say it again. His a representation of everything wrong in the world.

 

[Frode Falch]

I can't believe this cage fighter doesn't look like the model citizen

Well at least he could look like a cage fighter instead..

 

[Xoleth]

 

[burningspear]

2023

 

[HoelHomero]

This guy looks different than me! I hate him!
Also I'm totally not gay for caring about other men's looks.