Old parts of the Internet that make you cringe

[Blunderbuss]

I may have told the story on here before, but I remember a time where Brazilian girls were the flavor. So I downloaded "Brazilian Big Butt" off Limewire. It took 7 days to download and I remember the moment when it finished. I click play and it was Bill Clinton's inauguration speech...

I think I was looking for an emulator or something and downloaded whatever. I was only 11 or 12. Anyway, an internet connection screen popped up and started connecting, and I immediately clicked out... and so I tried again <45> There were two itemized details for $1 each on the following phone bill, and my parents asked about it because it was porn from Malaysia or some shit, and I had to rush out an explanation. I was innocent though!!! I just wanted to cheat Nintendo!

 

[davidlemonparty]

I always wondered if that's where @davidlemonparty got the inspiration for his username from

I was one of the actors

 

[THE Red Beard]

I think I was looking for an emulator or something and downloaded whatever. I was only 11 or 12. Anyway, an internet connection screen popped up and started connecting, and I immediately clicked out... and so I tried again <45> There were two itemized details for $1 each on the following phone bill, and my parents asked about it because it was porn from Malaysia or some shit, and I had to rush out an explanation. I was innocent though!!! I just wanted to cheat Nintendo!

You looking for that Brazilian butt, bro. It's safe here.

 

[Slobodan]

Our forum's very own @Zezima was one of the most famous Runescape players of the mid 2000s so that's pretty cool (might be cringe to some)

I was one of the actors

Bebo and vampire freaks....

Uhh is there any place to meat easy punk/goth girls now

Fuuuck I remember Bebo... You can make quizzes for your friends and shit, I think it was only used here in Aus wasn't it?

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Any of my various social media statuses from 2002-2017ish.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

My first banning came from that on a yahoo message board. It was a thread looking for great breakfast spots to check out on vacation. You know my suggestion...

People were BIG mad and then I couldn't log in lol

Mine was trolling the Points of View message board by pretending to be a professor of Mars University, being speciest to humanity and worshipping Jonathan Ross as a deity.

On hindsight, I had no idea why I posted on there in the first place, especially as a teenager. Just a bunch of miserable, puritanical old cunts who hated everything apart from Last of the Summer Wine and Songs of Praise...

 

[THE Red Beard]

Mine was trolling the Points of View message board by pretending to be a professor of Mars University, being speciest to humanity and worshipping Jonathan Ross as a deity.

On hindsight, I had no idea why I posted on there in the first place, especially as a teenager. Just a bunch of miserable, puritanical old cunts who hated everything apart from Last of the Summer Wine and Songs of Praise...

It really was the wild west back then LOL

 

[Patrick Jane]

Not going to mention gore sites because they are still very much around.

 

[Ballsaque]

I may have told the story on here before, but I remember a time where Brazilian girls were the flavor. So I downloaded "Brazilian Big Butt" off Limewire. It took 7 days to download and I remember the moment when it finished. I click play and it was Bill Clinton's inauguration speech...

Just back breaking...... Got my first porn off of there too, had a beautiful french chick doing naughty stuff... looking to marry a french chick at the minute.. Thanks limewire!

 

[Swiftie]

MySpace
Napster
MapQuest
AOL Chatrooms

 

[Zer]

I may have told the story on here before, but I remember a time where Brazilian girls were the flavor. So I downloaded "Brazilian Big Butt" off Limewire. It took 7 days to download and I remember the moment when it finished. I click play and it was Bill Clinton's inauguration speech...

Happened to me as well. Still jacked off to it out of spite but only made me feel worse about myself tbh

 

[Fugazy]

I'll see your Tubgirl, and raise you the Blue Waffle.

Lmao I don't know what any of this means

 

[Milgrim]

Lmao I don't know what any of this means

For the best.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Lmao I don't know what any of this means

Google both, safe search...OFF

 

[THE Red Beard]

Happened to me as well. Still jacked off to it out of spite but only made me feel worse about myself tbh

He was a hell of a speaker TBH...

 

[Based and White Pilled]

My mom accidentally found porn that I had downloaded off limewire and cleverly renamed to obscure song titles that no one in my house would listen to. She was just playing the windows media library on shuffle. Still a strong contender for the most humiliating moment of my life.

 

[THE Red Beard]

My mom accidentally found porn that I had downloaded off limewire and cleverly renamed to obscure song titles that no one else in my house would listen to. She was just playing the windows media library on shuffle. Still a strong contender for the most humiliating moment of my life.

Ooooof. What song titles???? LOL! I remember when I first got a computer, the video card was shit and the pictures looked all rainbowy. The colors were wacky, but I could still see tiggle biddies. So, I search the web for some images...pre video fap stuff, and I find a great one. I'm talking a 13 year old kid's dream. I begin the launch sequence and my Dad opens the door without knocking. I try to close the window and it obviously freezes on my rainbow beauty. That was the day I lost the computer in my room.

 

[Fedorgasm]

It's funny the things we laughed at back then.

Like that dancing banana singing peanut butter jelly time.

That thing didn't age well.

 

[NoSmilez]

A lot of stuff didn't age well. Dolan comics and Kek stuff is kinda cringe now. I still enjoy the frog on the unicycle though.

 

[Jackonfire]

No matter how cringe the old internet was, it will be nothing compared to whats coming