Ohio police hunt for bald man in string of Rogaine thefts

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by SwamiLeoni, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. SwamiLeoni

    SwamiLeoni Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2003
    Messages:
    10,841
    Likes Received:
    1,319
    Location:
    In a UPS box
    I'm starting to go a little thin and have been looking into Rogaine. Have any of you had any success?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/2...n-800-worth-rogaine-thefts.html?intcmp=hplnws
     
  2. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    7,339
    Likes Received:
    12,133
    Just shave it mang.

    Rogaine helped a little bit, but it mostly just keeps what you have, with minimal amount of new hair. Applying it daily is a pain and so is the greasy mess it leaves in your.

    Tried propecia too...... it fucked my shit up. Gave me whiskey dick for several months. Stay away...

    Of course, everyone's body reacts differently to every drug.

    Just shave it, very liberating.
     
    AC1D1K and SwamiLeoni like this.
  3. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2009
    Messages:
    17,556
    Likes Received:
    13,248
    Location:
    Location: Location
    Guaranteed some shaved head 16 year old black kid takes a bullet for this
     
  4. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2010
    Messages:
    6,403
    Likes Received:
    8,533
    O snap ^
     
  5. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2006
    Messages:
    17,369
    Likes Received:
    5,935
    Location:
    ¬___¬
    You misspelled "Florida"....
     
  6. benebox

    benebox Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    2,980
    Likes Received:
    1,789
    Didn't this end up being disproven and that men where getting erectile disfunction due to being warned it may be a possible side effect instead of it actually being one? It may have been something else.

    Anyhow, I'm using Rogaine along with Propecia and its having the desired effect without any side effects. Definitely worth the money if your as ugly bold as I am.
     
    SwamiLeoni likes this.
  7. SwamiLeoni

    SwamiLeoni Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2003
    Messages:
    10,841
    Likes Received:
    1,319
    Location:
    In a UPS box
    So does your hair grow back, or does it just get thicker?

    I would look terrible bald, not to mention I have some narly cauliflower ear.
     
  8. benebox

    benebox Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    2,980
    Likes Received:
    1,789
    The pills stop it from getting worse and Regaine can help regrow as long as it's not too far gone I believe. That's why it's important to hit the problem early, as the longer you leave it the harder it is to grow back.
     
  9. Skip Reming

    Skip Reming Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2014
    Messages:
    3,840
    Likes Received:
    2,218
    1) steals rogaine
    2) steals memory aids
    3) is bald

    lol, makes sense
     
  10. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2009
    Messages:
    14,847
    Likes Received:
    11,027
    Why they have to blame the bald guy? That's folically challenged profiling!
     
  11. DevilsLettuce

    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2015
    Messages:
    7,720
    Likes Received:
    12,740
    Location:
    LegalWeedistan
    He ain't bald anymore motherfuckers!

    [​IMG]
     
    mushishi likes this.
  12. TheWorm

    TheWorm Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2015
    Messages:
    10,148
    Likes Received:
    24,694
    Location:
    The top soil in your garden.
    I've always wondered if using rogaine on my face would help me grow a better beard than the sad, sorry excuse for one that I am currently capable of growing.

    My wife finds facial hair sexy, but I don't really bother growing it because I lack the ability to grow "connectors", the space between a mustache and beard.
     
  13. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2006
    Messages:
    13,478
    Likes Received:
    11,940
    Location:
    Kelowna, BC
    What if shaving isn't an option?
     
  14. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    7,339
    Likes Received:
    12,133
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  15. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2006
    Messages:
    13,478
    Likes Received:
    11,940
    Location:
    Kelowna, BC
    Neva!!!
     
  16. Kick Strickland

    Kick Strickland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2015
    Messages:
    8,185
    Likes Received:
    4,242
    Location:
    Purple
    lol @ "connectors" :D
     
  17. AC1D1K

    AC1D1K Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2007
    Messages:
    10,573
    Likes Received:
    11,760
    Location:
    Calgary
  18. ShinkanPo

    ShinkanPo Mr.Hopeless Romantic

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2011
    Messages:
    28,050
    Likes Received:
    17,807
    Location:
    Strange Realm
    Joe Rogain and Dana on it again.
     
  19. the ambush

    the ambush Red Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2013
    Messages:
    7,728
    Likes Received:
    5,346
    Location:
    Angels don't die

    At least the man has a legit motive.
     
  20. Skip Reming

    Skip Reming Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2014
    Messages:
    3,840
    Likes Received:
    2,218
    I don't know. I don't want to look like some asshole from the future.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.