Official War Room Awards 2019

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What happened?
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Didn't he do that with his new account though? I'm not excusing or defending his obvious play on replacing one term with another here, to avoid punishment, but he changed "Ape" to "Yeti". If he were to return and started calling black posters "cheetahs" or "elephants", would it just be assumed that he was just replacing "ape" with that?

Just curious.

1st account
About a month ago- called group of black people in a news story monkeys; warned not to do it with an infraction
In between, he got dubs for a separate event not related to this
A week or so ago- calls falsedawn an ape, is told falsedawn has mentioned he’s black before. Calls him an orangutan. He wasn’t calling anyone else this except falsedawn at first. Banned

2nd account
Comes back and starts calling everyone yetis. Eventually when getting into an exchange with falsedawn, he calls him a yeti but posts a picture of some brown furred big foot looking creature. He didn’t use the gif with anyone else but falsedawn. Stuff like that is saying I’m trying to evade what was told to me as much as possible and get away with it. Banned again.

3rd account (there are more than this but I’m making a point to this specific instance)
Comes back and posts a film about some guy accused of racism for calling his student “c**ns” but he wasn’t using it in a racial context. Banned

The entire point is he knew and still knows what to avoid to keep things fine but he doesn’t want to do that. He wants to try to still do it instead and try to argue after he should be allowed to. That isn’t the right way to handle things and he did it in the other unrelated instance that overlapped this one and led to his Wai account banning.
 
1. Good job @Limbo Pete. This is the only year end list that doesn’t suck.
2. Good job @Trotsky . Is this two years in a row?
3. Good job @Fawlty . Sure, we might have technically “lost” the final round of the election due to illegal ghost ballots... but look at us now.
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4. RIP @NoDak
5. Does the syntax of the final award confirm what I’ve long suspected: @Madmick and @Lead are like a Mr. Jackal/ Dr. Hyde deal?
6. Being voted drunkest man on Sherdog should probably be what addicts call a rock bottom moment. But I feel like I have so much lower to sink.

Everything is falling into place. Have a drink, on me.
 
1st account
About a month ago- called group of black people in a news story monkeys; warned not to do it with an infraction
In between, he got dubs for a separate event not related to this
A week or so ago- calls falsedawn an ape, is told falsedawn has mentioned he’s black before. Calls him an orangutan. He wasn’t calling anyone else this except falsedawn at first. Banned

2nd account
Comes back and starts calling everyone yetis. Eventually when getting into an exchange with falsedawn, he calls him a yeti but posts a picture of some brown furred big foot looking creature. He didn’t use the gif with anyone else but falsedawn. Stuff like that is saying I’m trying to evade what was told to me as much as possible and get away with it. Banned again.

3rd account (there are more than this but I’m making a point to this specific instance)
Comes back and posts a film about some guy accused of racism for calling his student “c**ns” but he wasn’t using it in a racial context. Banned

The entire point is he knew and still knows what to avoid to keep things fine but he doesn’t want to do that. He wants to try to still do it instead and try to argue after he should be allowed to. That isn’t the right way to handle things and he did it in the other unrelated instance that overlapped this one and led to his Wai account banning.

Do you get to put detective on your resume?
 
Once again, I'd like to express my appreciation for our posters from abroad, whose unique opinions on the grounds make those international threads in the WR much more interesting than the other 99% of threads full of bickering from American Democrats and Republicans that somehow always ends up to be about Trump.

@JDragon representing Germany, @Rod1 representing Mexico, @Ruprecht representing Australia, @ShinkanPo representing the Philippines, @PrinceOfPain representing South Africa, @Bald1 @MikeMcMann @Snackbar @Devout Pessimist @JudoThrowFiasco representing Canada, and all the Europeans currently brawling in the Brexit threads ( @Goonerview , @WhitebeltXL , @deise69 ,@Billy no mates , @whougonnacall , @Teen Wolf , @Gl0kta , @Armbars , @aitkenmike , to name a few).


Thank you thank yiu : )

I see we need more reps from other Asian countries..

Japan?
China?
Indonesia?
Singapore?
 
At long last, after much dithering, dallying, and overall slacking off by someone that probably should have been in the running for Worst Thread Starter, the results of the 2019 Awards are now in!!!
  • Best All Around Poster: Incredibly enough, a tie between @Trotsky and @NoDak.
  • Worst All Around Poster: @Cunningham takes home this most coveted of turd covered honors
  • Best TS: @Arkain2K adds yet another best TS to his already impressive collection
  • Worst TS: @Amerikuracana (surprising not one damn person except probably himself)
  • Best Thread: Tie between Jussie Smollet thread and The Lounge
  • Best Ban aka the Rest in Piss You Degenerate Goblin Award: @waiguoren. His spiral into madness and racism was a true spectacle and one of the more enjoyable breakdowns to broadcast across the War Room in some time.
  • Best Feud: @waiguoren vs The Lounge. He just didn't stand a chance.
  • Best Insult: https://forums.sherdog.com/posts/154656523/
  • Most Likely to End Up On The News: @Lucifer Alpha. Let's all keep our eyes peeled for a "Florida Man gets community service for blocking intersection and shouting racially charged tirade from dirty old suburban" article
  • Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead! Award for Best Destruction/Humiliation: @waiguoren being reduced to a smoldering heap of plum scented debris
  • Wildly Outlandish Conspiracy of the Year Award: Epstein Suicide in general. Did it happen? Did it not happen? For god sake, will Viva shut up about it? Tune in next year!
  • Bret Hart Award for Excellence in Verbal Execution: @cincymma79 for this piece of absolutely brilliant nonsense, and his subsequent doubling down on it for some unknown reason: "If it did your side winning work then be the only thing that should happen"
  • Snitch of the Year: @tonni creeps his way further into forum infamy with his relentless voyeurism and tattling
  • Drunkest Poster: @luckyshot is one drunk son of a bitch.
  • Best and Worst mod: @Lead, @Madmick
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It's difficult to see how the record currently held by the Jussie Smollett v1* thread for the largest amount of crow meat served by volume can be surpassed in the foreseeable future.

There's no better example in recent years of a conditioned group-think back-firing hard in the echo chamber than that extraordinary hoax, and its fabricated dream-state scenario managed to sucked in every naive (or shall we say "hopeful") individuals with TDS, from the woke "journalists" in the MSM to the woke politicians in Congress to the woke celebs in Hollywood to the woke posters in the WR. Total and complete hook, line, and sinker. o_O


(* Technically v2 since @panamaican dumped @KeepItRealist 's first thread for some ridiculous reason that somehow doesn't apply to the 4 subsequent threads that came after it on the very same subject matter and eventually became a final contender for the WR's thread of the year. Very strange.)
 
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It's difficult to see how the record currently held by the Jussie Smollett v1 thread for the largest amount of crow meat served by volume can be broken in the foreseeable future. There's no better example this year of conditioned group-think back-firing in the echo chamber than that circus. o_O

The Covington kid thread was neck and neck for crow eating. Just look at the first few pages of that thread, and see the Liberal group think get their shit pushed in. Nac38..6(?) gave an especially pathetic performance throughout, and just couldn't admit that he was dead wrong about the whole incident, and kept trying to fault the kid for...something.
 
It's difficult to see how the record currently held by the Jussie Smollett v1* thread for the largest amount of crow meat served by volume can be surpassed in the foreseeable future.

There's no better example in recent years of a conditioned group-think back-firing hard in the echo chamber than that extraordinary hoax, and its fabricated dream-state scenario managed to sucked in every naive (or shall we say "hopeful") individuals with TDS, from the woke "journalists" in the MSM to the woke politicians in Congress to the woke celebs in Hollywood to the woke posters in the WR. Total and complete hook, line, and sinker. o_O


(* Technically v2 since @panamaican dumped @KeepItRealist 's first thread for some ridiculous reason that somehow doesn't apply to the 4 subsequent threads that came after it on the very same subject matter and eventually became a final contender for the WR's thread of the year. Very strange.)
Is it strange? Hmm..

The lounge crew and TDSer's are predictable in their childish attacks, double standards, attempts at truth-speak restriction, and upside-down group-think.
 
The Covington kid thread was neck and neck for crow eating. Just look at the first few pages of that thread, and see the Liberal group think get their shit pushed in. Nac38..6(?) gave an especially pathetic performance throughout, and just couldn't admit that he was dead wrong about the whole incident, and kept trying to fault the kid for...something.

Yeah, @Arkain2K I think Heretic is on point. There wasn't much eating crow in the Smollett thread because it seemed pretty fishy on its face. That thread was just thousands of consecutive pages of right wing circle jerking with a little Rational Poster resistance mixed in.

The Covington thread at least had a real dose of initial left wing vitriol based on the MAGA hat and that kid having a twerpy face.
 
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  • Best Ban aka the Rest in Piss You Degenerate Goblin Award: @waiguoren. His spiral into madness and racism was a true spectacle and one of the more enjoyable breakdowns to broadcast across the War Room in some time...
Can anyone link me to this or was it all deleted?
 
Thanks guys. I love you even if I have reported you. It's for your own good.
 
Guys, my dubs are gone. I now wear the title "snitch of the year". Perseverence, self-belief, love, hope and a little bit of treachery have gotten me here.
 
Yeah, @Arkain2K I think Heretic is on point. There wasn't much eating crow in the Smollett thread because it seemed pretty fishy on its face. That thread was just thousands of consecutive pages of right wing circle jerking with a little Rational Poster resistance mixed in.

The Covington thread at least had a real dose of initial left wing vitriol based on the MAGA hat and that kid having a twerpy face.

What do you mean "wasn't much" crow-eating, bro? The number of people who was suckered by Jussie went through the roof! You can still skim through the first official thread and do a body count for yourself :)

It took more than 2 long weeks for the Jussie narrative to change from victim to hoaxer. In those 2 weeks, a hell lot more people besides Irrational Poster bought into the hoax and immediately got to work based on nothing but hearsays, rather than wait for the investigation result like a rational person.

You are correct that anyone with half a brain could see that the extremely convenient "attack" on Jussie was incredibly fishy from the start, but that never stopped those who dreamed and hoped it to be true. It was too perfect of a low-hanging fruit to pass up.

Covington was bad, but Jussie had a whole army of biased journalists, woke Hollywood celebs, partisan senators, and group-think keyboard warriors who immediately took his allegations at face value and blew it up, without ever bother to use the word "alleged" when firing off their pent-up anger at "MAGA country's rightwing attack" in their perfect victimhood narrative. When legislations was put together in record time to support such allegations, you know the con job was good.

When the police investigation took a turn and it's becoming clear what was really going on, some people who jumped on the bus and helped perpetuating the hoax did sheepishly offering their mea culpa, others stubbornly doubled down and continued getting shit on by the right-wingers, but the overwhelming majority just went silent and hopes no one remembers they were acting like idiots, which of course didn't really work when all their previous statements are brought back to be ridiculed - even the ones that was silently deleted.

It was truly one of the few instances where the WR microcosm accurately reflecting the hysteria in our society at large, I think.
 
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