Official War Room Awards 2019

[senri]

Did you enjoy the delights of well-hung flesh tonight?

Indeed, I have a lot of game meat from last month. Tonight my new friend Jonathan whom I befriended 4 months ago will join me along with my guests to celebrate Christmas day. I have a present for him to symbolize the new friendship...

 

[senri]

You are marinating nicely. I have been paying attention Mr. Kun...

 

[MiniCraque]

I don't get it. Sorry, I'm dumb.

 

[Islam Imamate]

I don't get it. Sorry, I'm dumb.

I'm implying that saying Merry Christmas is wrong in a nod to the "Happy Holidays" vs "Merry Christmas" debate.

 

[Sketch]

Indeed, I have a lot of game meat from last month. Tonight my new friend Jonathan whom I befriended 4 months ago will join me along with my guests to celebrate Christmas day. I have a present for him to symbolize the new friendship...

Is Johnathon well behaved?

 

[MiniCraque]

I'm implying that saying Merry Christmas is wrong in a nod to the "Happy Holidays" vs "Merry Christmas" debate.

Why do you hate Christmas?

 

[Mendacious]

Why do you hate Christmas?

It’s pagan bullshit from infidels

God willing he will break the cross

 

[tonni]

But banging your girl does not make me the Cuck. And you handing me cash after I bang her also does not make me the Cuck

Get your definitions straight.

Wish her a very Black Christmas from her Chocolate bull. And yes Fawlty, you can keep the used condom next time. You just really caught me off guard with that request last time.

Merry Christmas and may your gout stay away this winter break!

 

[Fawlty]

Just let him have that one, bud. It's technically still Christmas over here. But yeah, it was very

 

[tonni]

Just let him have that one, bud. It's technically still Christmas over here. But yeah, it was very

She’s pretty can you put in a good word for me?

 

[Fawlty]

She’s pretty can you put in a good word for me?

 

[tonni]

100% expected that. I’m about to start my workday with the guy that put his nr on a girl’s computer monitor after she politely answered his questions.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

100% expected that. I’m about to start my workday with the guy that put his nr on a girl’s computer monitor after she politely answered his questions.

 

[Fawlty]

100% expected that. I’m about to start my workday with the guy that put his nr on a girl’s computer monitor after she politely answered his questions.

The urge to prank him into Bolivian would be too tempting.

 

[tonni]

I literally facepalmed when he told me. I said ‘oh god no you’re not serious’ and I still make fun of him, every time I see him.

 

[tonni]

The urge to prank him into Bolivian would be too tempting.

I know. I know.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

I literally facepalmed when he told me. I said ‘oh god no you’re not serious’ and I still make fun of him, every time I see him.

 

[senri]

Is Johnathon well behaved?

Yes he is resting in one of my quarters now.

 

[Sketch]

Yes he is resting in one of my quarters now.

Good, he will need plenty of rest.

 

[MiniCraque]

I literally facepalmed when he told me. I said ‘oh god no you’re not serious’ and I still make fun of him, every time I see him.

Jokes on you for not recognizing the obvious mating call of a female. She probably wore high heels and red lipstick (the only lipstick color there is) the very next day.