You're failing here. Your group is small, I'm actually reasonable, and the comedy (kind of like in satire in general) is turning right back at you. Everything I've said in here is true, as usual. Might want to find somebody who does more than point out the occasional true thing to pretend things about.. Because you aren't winning anything here except for a participation ribbon in the "Amerikuracana tells the truth and I'm weak and it bothers me" beta club. You can do better. Actually focus on people that say outlandish things, if you have to obsess and follow somebody around.