Official War Room Awards 2019

[Pseudo Sane]

@Limbo Pete , I would like to petition strongly for the inclusion of an 'angriest poster' award category.

It's what the War Room is all about.

 

[Gandhi]

Is he older than @Gandhi?

(for reference Gandhi just celebrated his 67th birthday last month)

Trotsky is rounding up and using reverse commie math here (he is redistributing age to the wealthy).

 

[Sketch]

I really, really wish we could liberalize the rules on reporting info. But I highly suspect that the people bitching about others reporting are the ones smashing the button. @HereticBD is probably the only right-wing poster who uses that argument and who I actually believe doesn't use the function.

This is a great idea. Let's not forget something though, it can't just be a count for what I call 'simple reports'

We have to keep track of who has directly contacted admins about certain posters, and also people who have emailed crave. The latter two are much more serious and even below what a a regular snitch would do.

 

[curryjunkie]

• This appears to be more of a liberal circle jerk than anything else, but then I'd be surprised and disappointed at anything else.
  
• 
  
• Best All Around Poster:
• @AlexDB9
  
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• Worst All Around Poster:
• • @Jack V Savage
    
  • "Secretary of keepin it dishonest."
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• Best TS:

@Amerikuracana

By a landslide imo.

HM: @unimackpass

• Worst TS:

• @Trotsky
  
• I find his little comrades to be equally full of shit and falsely arrogant, and that's saying something.
  
• Best Thread:
• War Room meme thread, pick whatever one.
  
• Best Ban aka the Rest in Piss You Degenerate Goblin Award

@serenitynow
And I mean that in a good way. He was wayyyyyyy too invested emotionally in this horseshit and I think this place wasn't healthy for him. I hope he's gotten outside more and is focusing on something outside of identity politics.

WORST BAN:

@warlordpalis and @jamesrustler.

The things I see liberal posters get away with are sometimes a lot worse, but of course never even a yellow. But my complaint isn't partisan, it's consistency.

• Best Feud:
• Don't know or care.
  
• Best Insult:
  @TheOldMan on @zebby23 Take your pick. Zebby is like an unwanted pet that keeps coming back no matter how many times you drive across the country to release him.
• Most Likely to End Up On The News:
• @Cunningham
  
• I just feel that he's the guy that will find a cure for TDS and get rich from it. Here's to hoping.
  
• Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead! Award for Best Destruction/Humiliation:
• @Rational Poster poster getting pwned daily. Take your pic...the self proclaimed "War Room Messiah" is more like "The War Room Punching Bag."
• And he just keeps coming back. He's like a microcosm of the DNC: Just drive right over the cliff!
  
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• Wildly Outlandish Conspiracy of the Year Award:

The impeachment fraud and anyone that believes even a fraction of that bullshit.

A few of my own(had to hold back a bit here in lieu of unwarranted dubs):

Most in need to get off of "it" whatever "it" may be:

@franklinstower

I've thought about this one over and over, and while there are several I could name
all roads lead back to our local preacher. I like franklin too, I think he's a good dude who
got hurt somewhere along the way.

FUNNIEST

This should have been in the OP. There are so many that crack me up regularly it's hard to decide:

@uppercutbus , @Whippy McGee are the first two that come to mind, sorry to all of the ones I missed, and there are several.

ITS NOT ALL BAD AWARD

What I mean is people with different ideologies whom I find that despite our disagreeances are still easy to communicate and share ideas with, and there are several: @Lowmanproblems , @SmilinDesperado , @franklinstower , @BEER , @NoDak (RIP).

The CRUSADE Award:

To all my brothers at War, you know who you are.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

@Limbo Pete , I would like to petition strongly for the inclusion of an 'angriest poster' award category.

It's what the War Room is all about.

 

[Trotsky]

Trotsky is rounding up and using reverse commie math here (he is redistributing age to the wealthy).

You really are a delight, my friend. I wish you were my grandpa.

@Limbo Pete , I would like to petition strongly for the inclusion of an 'angriest poster' award category.

It's what the War Room is all about.

@sweede for his epic "you are giving me violent thoughts" post

@Amerikuracana for his threads on the amount of BBC on BBC

 

[tonni]

@sweede for his epic "you are giving me violent thoughts" post

Oh my god, that one. Do not vex me lest I succumb to these violent ancient impulses.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

This is a great idea. Let's not forget something though, it can't just be a count for what I call 'simple reports'

We have to keep track of who has directly contacted admins about certain posters, and also people who have emailed crave. The latter two are much more serious and even below what a a regular snitch would do.

Yea, if we want to talk about snitches and "snitching" this act alonr wins the GOAT prize in both categories.

I think in all my years of Sherdog I've only hit the report button three times.

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[Fawlty]

@Limbo Pete , I would like to petition strongly for the inclusion of an 'angriest poster' award category.

It's what the War Room is all about.

The Heretic Award? I like it.

 

[Ruprecht]

Yea, if we want to talk about snitches and "snitching" this act alonr wins the GOAT prize in both categories.

I think in all my years of Sherdog I've only hit the report button three times.

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I'm only seeing one on the new system.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I'm only seeing one on the new system.

How many do I have? (including the old account)

 

[Ruprecht]

How many do I have? (including the old account)

2. One of which was yourself and one was penis.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

2. One of which was yourself and one was penis.

Sorry @NoDak

 

[Jack V Savage]

The Heretic Award? I like it.

I think Starman has Heretic beat. Or Lucy.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I think Starman has Heretic beat. Or Lucy.

Absolutely
That guy is a towering inferno of impotent rage

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

I'm only seeing one on the new system.

I reported @TheComebackKid back in the day, like 6 years ago. back in the day when we were beefing, before I found the light.

I reported another dude for saying Homosexuals were dogs/less than human.

and I reported another poster here, more of a test to see if the mods applied the rules fairly. it was the thread regarding that mexican father and daughter who died trying getting across the river.

 

[Fawlty]

I think Starman has Heretic beat. Or Lucy.

Yeah, that's true. Both are kind of maxed out on possible anger via message board, though I'd say Starman has Lucy pipped. I still think Heretic is a better, more stable embodiment of the concept of message board anger befitting an award title, because it's a daily thing for many hours, though in a fair contest he'd lose most years.

Absolutely
That guy is a towering inferno of impotent rage

Which one?

"Both"

 

[SBJJ]

I reported @TheComebackKid back in the day, like 6 years ago. back in the day when we were beefing, before I found the light.

I reported another dude for saying Homosexuals were dogs/less than human.

and I reported another poster here, more of a test to see if the mods applied the rules fairly. it was the thread regarding that mexican father and daughter who died trying getting across the river.

I did hit the report button in retaliation when I first came into the WR and was being called a racist/nazi. But I do not believe I have hit it once since I first entered the WR/or last year.

Yea. The river thread was quite a test

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

I did hit the report button in retaliation when I first came into the WR and was being called a racist/nazi. But I do not believe I have hit it once since I first entered the WR/or last year.

Yea. The river thread was quite a test

it was truly a despicable thread. there were several here saying that right wingers were happy about this shit, that we liked seeing dead brown people.

 

[Sketch]

I think Starman has Heretic beat. Or Lucy.

@Starman @Lucifer Alpha