Official War Room Awards 2019

[Andy Capp]

So the cockroach lives.

lol Who is the 'fuckin idiot' that always has a piss belt? When will you finally learn how to behave yourself?
Youre still a shit tier poster, but not the worst, buttercup.

Especially this time of year. This time last year he was yellow too. And then followed by a ban. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

 

[JDragon]

I got a couple of honorable mentions for best poster wow. My WR life is complete.



Also this. There was "best new WR poster" last year too that I got 2nd place. NoDak won, but come to find out he was a returning poster from prior that was previously banned. This is worse than Florida and Bush! I demand a recount!

I would ask @Lead to summon the SCOTWR, but rule of law has ended here

 

[Lead]

What was the reason?

A few things but mostly flaming.

 

[tonni]

A few things but mostly flaming.

coincidentally during his outburst against Jeff
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[Lead]

coincidentally during his outburst against Jeff
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Jeff is fair game here.

 

[JDragon]

Jeff is fair game here.

Alleg-diddly?

 

[tonni]

Jeff is fair game here.

 

[Trotsky]

I think @Starman deserves a mention for worst. Guy does nothing except make hateful, unsubstantiated blanket statements.

Shit, that's a good one. I'm going to have to edit him in. He's definitely the worst poster here. Doesn't contribute any substance, be it factual or analytical, and is easily the most miserable poster on the board.

This was tougher than I expected for a few, but I'm ready to throw in final picks. Threw a couple of counterparts because reasons.

Best all around poster-- I'll go with @Kafir-kun exclusively because I think he is the best "all around" poster. I don't talk to him much (just happened that way), but I feel he wins this.
Runner ups- @Higus @Trotsky @HockeyBjj @Jack V Savage @Lead and the man formerly known as @NoDak here. I factored in posting amount, as a couple of candidates I consider strong posters do not post often enough (@Denter @Zankou ). Surprisingly, for posters who post often, my fellow conservatives for the most part are taking a hit here. Something to think about.

Worst all around poster- There's so many, but don't really know. I kind of skim over the terrible posting that isn't funny trolling. I'll let you guys pick that.

Best TS- @Arkain2K hands down.

Worst TS- Wouldn't really know. Similar to worst poster.

Best Thread- Honestly for me it was the climate change thread a while back. There was more information debated, facts, resources, etc in that thread from both sides that I have ever seen anywhere. There was great discussion.

Worst Thread- Trump/Ukraine. I don't know how long the same people can keep saying the same thing to the same people, but we'll find out.

Best Ban- Greoric. Dude was smart, but used his intelligence to dishonestly argue white supremacy in the name of "science". The worst type of person imo.

Worst Ban- NoDak. #FreeNoDak.

Best Feud- Progressive Dems vs Moderate Dems.

Best Insult- @Sketch insulting @Trotsky about his questionable-at-best decision making when his girlfriend almost got roofied in front of him.

Most likely to end up on the news- @MikeMcMann will try to assassinate Trump if he wins in 2020. Mark my words. Man will be the guy who goes crazy that we read about.

Best Destruction- @Jack V Savage taking Wai's soul and transforming him into something unrecognizable.

Conspiracy Theory of the Year- @TheComebackKid going all in with the flat earth. Kudos to your fight bro.

Bret Hart Award- @SIRGAY HARITONOB! is so unpredictable that you never truly know where his preferences lay. He'll say something at times, and you just don't know how he really feels.

Neither that you find Sketch funny nor that you couldn't grasp that simple story without biting on the narrative of a trolling loser reflect very well on your intelligence.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

So the cockroach lives.

lol Who is the 'fuckin idiot' that always has a piss belt? When will you finally learn how to behave yourself?
Youre still a shit tier poster, but not the worst, buttercup.

Of course you don't get cards. You spend half your time here sucking mod dick.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

Especially this time of year. This time last year he was yellow too. And then followed by a ban. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

Wow that's some cyber stalker level shit.

You write that down on your calendar or something?

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

Shit, that's a good one. I'm going to have to edit him in. He's definitely the worst poster here. Doesn't contribute any substance, be it factual or analytical, and is easily the most miserable poster on the board.



Neither that you find Sketch funny nor that you couldn't grasp that simple story without biting on the narrative of a trolling loser reflect very well on your intelligence.

Run upstairs and tell your parents about your epic burn.

 

[Falsedawn]

Of course you don't get cards. You spend half your time here sucking mod dick.

Wow that's some cyber stalker level shit.

You write that down on your calendar or something?

Run upstairs and tell your parents about your epic burn.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Shit, that's a good one. I'm going to have to edit him in. He's definitely the worst poster here. Doesn't contribute any substance, be it factual or analytical, and is easily the most miserable poster on the board.

Yeah, I ignore him, but yeesh. Just a desperately unhappy dude who has never had a substantive discussion in all his time here. My favorite interaction with him was when he was talking about the SS trust fund being "raided" because he didn't understand what bonds were.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Of course you don't get cards. You spend half your time here sucking mod dick.

lol No. With the exception of low IQ people like yourself, I havent had much of any significant back and forths with people in the WR.

Youre just an unlikable person. Theres a reason you ALWAYS have yellows.
You cant control yourself. Its sad.
Do the best of somebody better, bucko.

 

[MMAisGod]

Neither that you find Sketch funny nor that you couldn't grasp that simple story without biting on the narrative of a trolling loser reflect very well on your intelligence.

Seems @Sketch was right, as saying I find his trolling you about it funny did instantly drive you over the edge. Why so defensive friend, something we should know about?

 

[Fawlty]

Who is Jeff and it's really not that odd to remember roughly when a ban/cards happened

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I think it’s time we start celebrating genuine talent. For years we’ve been celebrating nothing but sex. I’ve taught children how to chew glass and pull cars with their teeth - the proof is on YouTube. I can raise a generation of super soldiers. I’ve jumped from ten-story buildings, I’ve hung myself many times and have been repeatedly run over. So, when I say I have the intellect and strength to take a lion down, people should take me seriously. Why isn’t anyone listening to me? I don’t know, but it’s very frustrating...

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Who is Jeff and it's really not that odd to remember roughly when a ban/cards happened

Jeff Goldblum though I initially thought Sherwood.

 

[MMAisGod]

Yeah, I ignore him, but yeesh. Just a desperately unhappy dude who has never had a substantive discussion in all his time here. My favorite interaction with him was when he was talking about the SS trust fund being "raided" because he didn't understand what bonds were.

I feel like Sketch is someone who takes everything pretty lighthearted and nothing too seriously. Can't imagine getting upset about his jokes unless they're actually hitting home. I've never seen him like, do or say something stupid or randomly act ignorant outside of it. Like when he was teasing you about your friend, some guy named Fraser. I doubt you would get really upset about that unless there was some nefarious connection between the two of you. I think @Trotsky having that immediate reaction (surprisingly) just as @Sketch exactly predicted almost word for word, is more telling to the situation than Sketch trolling comments and joking around.

 

[Fawlty]

I think it’s time we start celebrating genuine talent. For years we’ve been celebrating nothing but sex. I’ve taught children how to chew glass and pull cars with their teeth - the proof is on YouTube. I can raise a generation of super soldiers. I’ve jumped from ten-story buildings, I’ve hung myself many times and have been repeatedly run over. So, when I say I have the intellect and strength to take a lion down, people should take me seriously. Why isn’t anyone listening to me? I don’t know, but it’s very frustrating...

Is that the intro to the latest Palahniuk novel? He's kinda slipping imo