Official War Room Awards 2019

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You wish you could touch my penis with your mustache lips

I already have, you just haven't realized it yet.

I use ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs.

But let's be honest, hot dogs are for peasants. Literal pig waste.

Maybe you should try adding some ketchup to curry? Then you might like it. As for hot dogs, they are absolutely peasant tier, but they are still delicious.

 

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No leniency on nudity I'm afraid.
Doesn't matter how popular, otherwise trouble free or how much good content you've provided.
Especially if it's a repeat problem.

The penises consumed him, they made him post those penises. It wasn't really him.

 

[Falsedawn]

Seems counter intuitive, but things have gotten a lot gayer here since NoDak was banned.

I have been leading the Inquisition, but there are far too many INFILTRATORS.

I need to figure out a more efficient way.

Awards thread members, how do you feel about THIS VIDEO?

 

[LMP]

I already have, you just haven't realized it yet.

An admit sexual predator.

 

[Rational Poster]

I already have, you just haven't realized it yet.



Maybe you should try adding some ketchup to curry? Then you might like it. As for hot dogs, they are absolutely peasant tier, but they are still delicious.

Hot dogs are pretty much the only thing I put ketchup on as a first choice. Sometimes I'll have it on eggs.

My go to condiment is usually BBQ or steak sauce like A.1.

Or honey mustard.

 

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An admit sexual predator.

 

[Trotsky]

Seems like moderation here is really selective on when to be considerate.

Lots of multiple chances to posters that can't control their urges to use racial slurs, doxx people, or cheer for sexual assault, but no leniency for someone who can't control their urge to post dongs.

Like...imagine the struggle that type of person must go through. Seeing people every day - on the bus, at work, at the store, in the park - and desperately wanting to show them pictures of genitals, but tragically not being able to do so. I think NoDak deserves our pity.

 

[nac386]

There are way better "bad movies" than the Room

I've probably seen Road House 20 times, mostly when I was a kid. But I was watching yesterday and I was surprised by just how terrible it really is. I mean, even if you only focus on the last 20 minutes or so. He rips a guy's throat out, and there is absolutely no mention of the murder he just committed. Then he storms the mansion, disposes of one bad guy by making a scary stuffed bear fall on him, and then a group of towns people take turns blasting the villain to death with shotguns. The cops arrive like 2 minutes later and they all just go, "I didn't see nuthin...what about you, Bill?" "Nope, I didn't see nuthin either!"

That's how they avoided prosecution. They just told the police they didn't see nuthin. A man is laying on a broken glass table, his chest blown to bloody bits by shotgun blasts, and all the people in the room just claim ignorance and have a chuckle. The police officer seems to just shrug this off, like, "Oh you guys..."

It's hilarious bad.

 

[LMP]

I have been leading the Inquisition, but there are far too many INFILTRATORS.

I need to figure out a more efficient way.

Awards thread members, how do you feel about THIS VIDEO?

It certainly isn't going to be remember as a fine piece of art.

 

[Gregolian]

I have been leading the Inquisition, but there are far too many INFILTRATORS.

I need to figure out a more efficient way.

Awards thread members, how do you feel about THIS VIDEO?

The news report on that video where the reporter calls Butters the "what what in my asshole kid"

 

[Ruprecht]

I've probably seen Road House 20 times, mostly when I was a kid. But I was watching yesterday and I was surprised by just how terrible it really is. I mean, even if you only focus on the last 20 minutes or so. He rips a guy's throat out, and there is absolutely no mention of the murder he just committed. Then he storms the mansion, disposes of one bad guy by making a scary stuffed bear fall on him, and then a group of towns people take turns blasting the villain to death with shotguns. The cops arrive like 2 minutes later and they all just go, "I didn't see nuthin...what about you, Bill?" "Nope, I didn't see nuthin either!"

That's how they avoided prosecution. They just told the police they didn't see nuthin. A man is laying on a broken glass table, his chest blown to bloody bits by shotgun blasts, and all the people in the room just claim ignorance and have a chuckle. The police officer seems to just shrug this off, like, "Oh you guys..."

It's hilarious bad.

That throat ripping scene was a classic of primary school martial arts discussion.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I've probably seen Road House 20 times, mostly when I was a kid. But I was watching yesterday and I was surprised by just how terrible it really is. I mean, even if you only focus on the last 20 minutes or so. He rips a guy's throat out, and there is absolutely no mention of the murder he just committed. Then he storms the mansion, disposes of one bad guy by making a scary stuffed bear fall on him, and then a group of towns people take turns blasting the villain to death with shotguns. The cops arrive like 2 minutes later and they all just go, "I didn't see nuthin...what about you, Bill?" "Nope, I didn't see nuthin either!"

That's how they avoided prosecution. They just told the police they didn't see nuthin. A man is laying on a broken glass table, his chest blown to bloody bits by shotgun blasts, and all the people in the room just claim ignorance and have a chuckle. The police officer seems to just shrug this off, like, "Oh you guys..."

It's hilarious bad.

As a former bouncer I can confirm this happened routinely.

Maybe you should try leading an unsheltered life.

How do you take your coffee, leaded or unleaded?

Pain don't hurt

 

[nac386]

That throat ripping scene was a classic of primary school martial arts discussion.

You know that video where they make Daniel seem like the real villain in the Karate Kid? They could definitely do that with Road House. The villain is so incredibly one-dimensionally villainous, but they could twist it to make it appear like he was protecting the town, bringing in lots of money, employing lots of people, and he even took care of a disadvantaged girl who needed a father-figure (Swayze's love interest). Then the evil townspeople, full of envy and lack of appreciation, led by an outsider with a murderous past form a lynch mob and go to his house to murder him in his own living room.

 

[Falsedawn]

List of INFILTRATORS:
@Lowmanproblems
@Gregolian

Keep em coming boys

Wait, not like that though.

That sounded better in my head.

Am I an INFILTRATOR?

 

[Trotsky]

I've probably seen Road House 20 times, mostly when I was a kid. But I was watching yesterday and I was surprised by just how terrible it really is. I mean, even if you only focus on the last 20 minutes or so. He rips a guy's throat out, and there is absolutely no mention of the murder he just committed. Then he storms the mansion, disposes of one bad guy by making a scary stuffed bear fall on him, and then a group of towns people take turns blasting the villain to death with shotguns. The cops arrive like 2 minutes later and they all just go, "I didn't see nuthin...what about you, Bill?" "Nope, I didn't see nuthin either!"

That's how they avoided prosecution. They just told the police they didn't see nuthin. A man is laying on a broken glass table, his chest blown to bloody bits by shotgun blasts, and all the people in the room just claim ignorance and have a chuckle. The police officer seems to just shrug this off, like, "Oh you guys..."

It's hilarious bad.

Man, hard to believe it's been 10 years since Swayze died. That movie would have been pure The Room-level dumpster fire without him. But with him it's a cultural staple.

 

[nac386]

As a former bouncer I can confirm this happened routinely.

Maybe you should try leading an unsheltered life.

How do you take your coffee, leaded or unleaded?

Pain don't hurt

@Gregolian You should definitely say, "You're too stupid to have a good time!" next time you throw somebody out of a bar.

 

[Wet Blanket]

Man, hard to believe it's been 10 years since Swayze died. That movie would have been pure The Room-level dumpster fire without him. But with him it's a cultural staple.

It's too bad we never got the Rousey Remake.... Think of all the glorious threads there would have been.

 

[Gregolian]

@Gregolian You should definitely say, "You're too stupid to have a good time!" next time you throw somebody out of a bar.

Sadly I don't work at a bar right now. It'd be a like 40 minute commute to get back home and I just don't want to make that at 2 in the morning. When I move downtown I probably will go back though, it's usually fun, you get some free drinks too.

I stole a lot of lines from Patty Mayo when I worked at a bar. Like when someone was resisting being thrown out by the new guy:
"Just fucking slam them on the ground"

 

[Higus]

As a former bouncer I can confirm this happened routinely.

Maybe you should try leading an unsheltered life.

How do you take your coffee, leaded or unleaded?

Pain don't hurt

I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
#freeNoDak

 

[Trotsky]

It's too bad we never got the Rousey Remake.... Think of all the glorious threads there would have been.

lol I wasn't aware that was a thing.

I would totally be down for that. I like Swayze, I like Road House, and I like Ronda Rousey. And I like internet incels getting super angry about women doing anything a man has previously done. Win, win, win, win.