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Really? Why? I'm still playing it after almost a year. Easily my favorite game ever. Granted I'm a pretty casual gamer.
because it's not even a "game." it plays itself. even if you try to fail, you will just checkpoint through missions while literally doing nothing. ie: putting the controller on the floor and taking a dump, come back and select restart. repeat. the mission will finish. aside from that, it's just going from one yellow blip to another. it was very linear. linear + literally no skill required = not a game, imo.
they put so much detail into hose testicles that they apparently forgot to make it an actual game.
edit: and the control scheme was terrible. L2 aims and R2 shoots... except when L2 doesn't aim, but does something else. which was... a lot.
He literally hates every game ever made. It's his schtick.
then explain why i liked the first red dead...