Haven't heard the term "crappling" in a long while. I have to start using it more, lmao
Spider-Mans technique is also justifiable because he usually fights guys jacked like prime Bork Laser so gable gripping is going to be some Wilfried Dietrich level challenge to begin with.
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Little does he realize that being able to effectively leverage a brute force bodylock is an actual technique and being unable to prevent it is a display of a lack of technical skill. What really rustles my jimmies about this claim which i keep hearing is that even if you accept this logic on surface level, it still doesn't make sense in a Judo context because unlike wrestling, you can just use a tiny piece of Gi or belt to connect your hands without them locking or even touching each other. I once knew this guy who always went for pseudo-full nelsons this way.
Yeah, because Judo was totally known for everybody having to go into a low Sumo stance back in the day because the super duper devestating and game changing effectiveness of leg grabs made any normal stance useless. So Judo had to take a book out of the Greco-Roman wrestling book where the contestants fight in an upright stance.
Bizarre grip restrictions ensure that only the best of the best win fair and square.