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Thats why its called the cat walk, because cats do it better than any human models, fact
Oddballs you've encountered while working? :>
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Good video and most of it very true
I just put some new lights on my christmas tree today, I had the tree up for a few weeks already but wanted to get some new lights for it, its looking extra bright now. Wish you're here for christmas deary
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Good video and most of it very true
I just put some new lights on my christmas tree today, I had the tree up for a few weeks already but wanted to get some new lights for it, its looking extra bright now. Wish you're here for christmas deary
When my cat was a baby she climbed the Christmas tree all the time. Eventually when she got older she stopped. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN
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One lady I worked with I knew for a fact was on ADD medication and taking way to much of it. She was all over the place and talked so fast. Well one day my boss who is the only person she ever liked was gone. So she comes into the office and I have no idea what she is trying to say but it literally was just nonsense. Like she wasn't saying words she was just talking but saying incoherent nonsense. Like a 2 year old child who is pretending he's talking but he's just saying nonsense. Then she walked off and I was moved out of that company soon after. I suspect she later realized what happened and told my company to move me.
Another guy in the next company I was moved to was nuts. First there is a very attractive admin we had who worked for the company but she was the admin for another floor. For whatever reason this guy hung up a picture of her in his cubicle. He printed her picture from the company directory.
Then traditionally we have lunch get together for when people are let go. Well no one was doing it when this guy was let go. So what did he do? Asked his boss if he could take his credit card and pay for it. His boss said no. He then goes to his boss's boss and complains. He was let go immediately after that. Then he tried to tell everyone we are meeting up after work for a happy hour by messaging people on linkedin. The company has to send out an email warning everyone one and they even informed the building not to let this guy in anymore. He honestly seemed like a good dude but just had some social issues and couldn't read the room or some shit.
Also not my story really but two of my cousins worked together in a warehouse. One day they are goofing around with a forklift and my cousin jumps on the back. Ends up falling off and getting his foot ran over\breaking his ankle. My favorite thing to do at family parties is get them both together and ask who's fault that was. That's when the fun really starts.
Another guy in the next company I was moved to was nuts. First there is a very attractive admin we had who worked for the company but she was the admin for another floor. For whatever reason this guy hung up a picture of her in his cubicle. He printed her picture from the company directory.
Then traditionally we have lunch get together for when people are let go. Well no one was doing it when this guy was let go. So what did he do? Asked his boss if he could take his credit card and pay for it. His boss said no. He then goes to his boss's boss and complains. He was let go immediately after that. Then he tried to tell everyone we are meeting up after work for a happy hour by messaging people on linkedin. The company has to send out an email warning everyone one and they even informed the building not to let this guy in anymore. He honestly seemed like a good dude but just had some social issues and couldn't read the room or some shit.
Also not my story really but two of my cousins worked together in a warehouse. One day they are goofing around with a forklift and my cousin jumps on the back. Ends up falling off and getting his foot ran over\breaking his ankle. My favorite thing to do at family parties is get them both together and ask who's fault that was. That's when the fun really starts.
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I pour concrete flatwork for a living. A woman hired us to pour a slab outside the service door (which has a doggy door cut into it) on her garage because she has a raccoon that lives in the garage and "it was getting too muddy going in and out".
She wasn't there initially when we showed up but she called and said that if her "cat's nanny" is parked in our way let her know and she will get her to move. You read that right. She hires someone as a "nanny" for her cat when she isn't there. Judging by her house and neighborhood this woman did not appear to be wealthy. She is a teacher.
She keeps the garage heated for the raccoon. I stepped in there. It was warmer than I keep my house. It looked like a barn inside. It was filled with bails of hay.
We accidentally cut the power line to the garage when we were digging. When we told her she became somewhat frantic because "without the heater it will be way too cold for the raccoon". At that time it was getting down to about 30 degrees at night.
We called someone over there to fix the power. The power needed to be turned off inside the house first so my boss went inside her house to do it. When he came back out he said "She just introduced me to her cat". He said that there was substantially more cat play apparatus inside the house than furniture.
There was another doggy door cut into the back door of her house that led to an outdoor 12 by 12 structure that was all window screen and 2 by 4 filled with more cat play apparatus.
She wasn't there initially when we showed up but she called and said that if her "cat's nanny" is parked in our way let her know and she will get her to move. You read that right. She hires someone as a "nanny" for her cat when she isn't there. Judging by her house and neighborhood this woman did not appear to be wealthy. She is a teacher.
She keeps the garage heated for the raccoon. I stepped in there. It was warmer than I keep my house. It looked like a barn inside. It was filled with bails of hay.
We accidentally cut the power line to the garage when we were digging. When we told her she became somewhat frantic because "without the heater it will be way too cold for the raccoon". At that time it was getting down to about 30 degrees at night.
We called someone over there to fix the power. The power needed to be turned off inside the house first so my boss went inside her house to do it. When he came back out he said "She just introduced me to her cat". He said that there was substantially more cat play apparatus inside the house than furniture.
There was another doggy door cut into the back door of her house that led to an outdoor 12 by 12 structure that was all window screen and 2 by 4 filled with more cat play apparatus.
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Worked with a dude who loved visiting whores on the weekend and as a result was constantly broke. He met an Indonesian woman online but broke off their engagement because apparently he realized in his late 20s he was gay. Last I heard was he moved to Thailand, got married and shat out a couple of kids.
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Aww bless her, yeah they seemed obsessed with christmas trees, I'm not sure why, because I have 2 real trees in my garden and all my of my cats don't seem to care about it much, occasionally they climb it but not a lot. But the christmas tree was like candy to their eyes when they were younger, they ruined the life out of it lol, decorations everywhere.
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Had a customer say that I could probably make her cum. I don’t know who’s been telling tales out of school but boy was she ever wrong.
