Odd names people give their children

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

my gfs family knew a lady ,m i think it was her moms freind from work. they were an explosive and athletic family, named her 2 kids lemonjello and orangejello, pronounced "le'monjelo" and "orahnjelo". they story goes, she names the first one after the first thing she got after giving birth, lemon jello. and i bet you can figure out how orangejello was named.

 

[Z3N Gambler]

I seen a Christmas tree in the lobby of my friends apartment building where kids had made ornament cards with their names on it.

Stryker and Rayven

That's all i have to say.

 

[phoenixikki]

American names are stupid as fuck.

 

[Diet Butcher]

The mayor of Fontana, CA is named AQUANETTA Warren.

Seriously.

 

[Crimson Glory]

 

[Kardashians]

Khammet Mebro

 

[ralphc1]

One of the local family of alcoholics had a daughter get knocked up by one of the few black guys in town. Her parents raised him and his grandfather named him Mister because it was the only way anybody in his family wound get called Mr. They didn't have to deal with him long as he went to prison for armed robbery at a young age. His biological father was in and out of prison until he was killed in some criminal activity.

 

[DLX]

Lots of explosive examples in this thread

One of my wrestling teammates went up against a guy named Trynn'Quavious Johnson. When pronouncing it, the first part to me always sounded like "Tranq" which made me think his mom was tranquilized then raped and that's how he got his name.

I saw a woman on American Idol named Spongetta.

 

[PunchTheNeckChokeTheFace]

Jason Lee from My Name is Earl has a kid named Pilot Inspektor.

 

[HARRISON_3]

For women, I've always hated the names Fatima and Lourdes.

 

[TheNinja]

my gfs family knew a lady ,m i think it was her moms freind from work. they were an explosive and athletic family, named her 2 kids lemonjello and orangejello, pronounced "le'monjelo" and "orahnjelo". they story goes, she names the first one after the first thing she got after giving birth, lemon jello. and i bet you can figure out how orangejello was named.

That's an old story that floats around hospitals. I don't believe it's true.

 

[TheNinja]

I want to say this name is terrible.....but it's actually awesome and fun to say!

 

[Halifax]

Naming my children: The Heavies, Just Bleed, teh275, fill room with uppercuts, Boise dime, Lawshuit

Finally Embraced the Lawshuit I see!

We had the mugshot floating for weeks as our avatars

 

[HIMBOB]

Went to school with a girl named sweet city cinnamon luxton.
Yes she was named after a stripper. Yes she was a whore. No she was not perdy.

Another girl was named Delayner.

A guy named kayo (white dude actually)

A lot of girls named raven.

One of the most retarded names i have seen was in middle school. The guys name was Deshaday demarquis dequeen. Yes his mother was a hoodrat. Nice guy though. He seemed to inherit the smart gene vs the dipshit gene. Had the largest overbite you ever saw to the point his lips were always chapped.

I like the name Raven. I doubt it would suit my kids if i had a girl as my boy is lighter than platinum blond.

One of the cosby show kids was called Raven.

 

[odog]

I know a guy called Forrest Green. He's really shady.

 

[odog]

I like the name Raven. I doubt it would suit my kids if i had a girl as my boy is lighter than platinum blond.

One of the cosby show kids was called Raven.

That's so Raven

 

[Hattori]

 

[mushishi]

I named my son Alistar. Come at me bro.

Does he have a glass jaw?

 

[Fluffernutter]

https://www.today.com/parents/new-most-popular-baby-name-boys-may-surprise-you-t119379

How many people named their kid Atticus after reading/watching "To Kill a Mocking Bird"?

How many regretted it after "Go Set A Watchman" came out?

 

[boingyman]

This Vietnamese guys nams in college was Bo Ng. Middle name Li. People always called him Bong or Bowling. At least it wasnt messed up like some of the examples above.