Odd names people give their children

[ralphc1]

You can't make these things up. I was reading an article on a local television station's website about traffic collisions in slippery conditions mentioning drivers using their breaks. I looked to see who wrote the article and it was Tajma Hall. At first I thought it was a fake name but I clicked on the name and got her biography. It doesn't say if Hall is her birth name or maybe she married a man named Hall but it would be quite a coincidence. Checking Facebook, there are a few people named Tajma Hall.

http://www.weau.com/content/bios/445416243.html
http://www.weau.com/content/bios/445416243.html
It's like people with the surname Koch that is pronounced cock who name their daughters Anita or a son Harold.

 

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[I Am Legion]

Just look at the name tags at Walmart to see people that really wanted to have their children sound like bodily functions.

 

[BudKing8806]

Went to school with a girl named "Shithead" no fucking lie.

 

[j123]

Naming my children: The Heavies, Just Bleed, teh275, fill room with uppercuts, Boise dime, Lawshuit

 

[Lovestorm]

Johneisha - Black girl

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Cunt Bag McGee is always a strange name for your kid.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Johneisha - Black girl

I saw that tnn

I think Jamarquavious (spelling is probably off) is my fave non mainstream name

 

[minute bull]

Jermajesty Jackson

I swear they're always dressed for "Beat It."

 

[mb23100]

One of the maids at my work is named Fartin

 

[clutchCAT420]

Anything that ends in "yden"

 

[The Crow]

Whenever la is added at the beginning of a normal name. I knew of a guy named lapaul in high school.

 

[I Am Legion]

I knew this black girl who named her son Dasani. She said “I find dat name beautiful”.i explained its tap water bottled by Pepsi.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Knew a girl named Anita Bendover not joking

 

[Badger67]

Naming my children: The Heavies, Just Bleed, teh275, fill room with uppercuts, Boise dime, Lawshuit

Is your last one your kid with sean connery?

 

[Badger67]

Went to school with a girl named sweet city cinnamon luxton.
Yes she was named after a stripper. Yes she was a whore. No she was not perdy.

Another girl was named Delayner.

A guy named kayo (white dude actually)

A lot of girls named raven.

One of the most retarded names i have seen was in middle school. The guys name was Deshaday demarquis dequeen. Yes his mother was a hoodrat. Nice guy though. He seemed to inherit the smart gene vs the dipshit gene. Had the largest overbite you ever saw to the point his lips were always chapped.

 

[j123]

Cunt Bag McGee is always a strange name for your kid.

You know he was an accident with that name

Is your last one your kid with sean connery?

From a GOAT besmirched thread back in 2012-2014.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I had a coworker a few years back and she was a hockey fan and named her son after a hockey player but his last name.

Had to shake my head.

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[kenetics]

I named my son Alistar. Come at me bro.

 

[sirtapsalot]

My son is named after a character from point break. he was almost called:
Arnie
Obi
Indiana
Buck (call of the wild)

at least one of these is one of his middle names.