Obnoxious Groundhog

I'm actually a groundhog novice, but I knew that squirrels don't talk and skunks don't talk, so I guessed that groundhogs don't either. But had I not had that info about other small animals...

This is seriously the best thread EVER.
 
Needed to put my stamp on history too. Bravo... Bravo.
 
got to use the "I'm no groundhog expert" line at a Christmas party, now there will be about 20 or so people using it with a week or so.
 
Holiday Inn Express should use this in one of their commercials.

-That groundhog can't really talk.
-What are you some kind of groundhog expert?
-No. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
 
SMillard said:
got to use the "I'm no groundhog expert" line at a Christmas party, now there will be about 20 or so people using it with a week or so.
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It's such a shame that situations where it could be used are so hard to come by :icon_sad:
 
honestly, the line that has me laughing the most is "i'm digging a ditch for you right now". it's so sassy :D
 
Every time I come the the P&M forum and see just the thread title up in there I fucking lol'd hard.

If I click on it and start reading I just cant stop, even if it is the first 6 posts that I've read 50 times.
 
This thread is going to haunt Volund until his eventual e-suicide and subsequent return under a new name.
 
Im not a sherdog expert but Im almost sure Volund is a girl.

Fuck you guys.
 
Shark Week said:
honestly, the line that has me laughing the most is "i'm digging a ditch for you right now". it's so sassy :D
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I liked the response better..."do you know which end of the shovel to use Sparky?"
 
I finally get the "I'm no groundhog expert, but..." phrase. This is great.
 
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