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Obama's Alien MIB Bodyguard!

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So, as Obama was speaking at AIPAC (The American Israeli Public Affairs Committee) on Sunday, March 3rd (3/3/13), he was of course accompanied by his usual detail of secret service men tasked with protecting the life of the president. In reviewing videos of the speech, something strange has emerged. One of the bodyguards takes on a very strange appearance...

The person in question appears at :37 seconds of the following video-



Very strange to say the least, he appears to have no ears, a very strange jawline, and a strange skin-tone...

The bodyguard may also be seen at 9:31 of this video, and again at 15:41, and again at 30:32. In these videos, he clearly looks more human, although he still has an... odd appearance.



Now, this is probably just a case of a guy with a somewhat unusual appearance, coupled with video artifacts. As we can see in the second video, he clearly has a human appearance in those shots. However, the 'conspiracy theorist' speculation would be that they maintain some type of holographic illusion that allows them to maintain a conventional human appearance, but this illusion is not always effective in all circumstances, and maybe can be seen through at some moments by digital cameras.

Of course, if I had to bet on it, I'd definitely bet that it's just a normal guy with sharp features that become distorted in a low-quality video. That said, it's fun to speculate on, and well, you never know...

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He has ears in your screenshots above. and a little jay leno chin, and olive skin tones.
 
He's a reptile. Of this there is no doubt.

I welcome his race with open arms and fear.
 
obama needs some intergalactic protection,whats the problem?
 
I'm sure the guy has been bullied enough in his life. Now he has strangers on the Internet calling him an alien reptile. Poor guy can't catch a break.
 
That is Matt Lindland. Disguised himself with a mustache.
 
He has ears in your screenshots above. and a little jay leno chin, and olive skin tones.

Yes, good catch, the ears are visible. That said, that's the first time I've ever heard the words "little" and "Jay Leno chin" used consecutively.
 
I told myself, with the right C+ Java overlace I could run the proper photo enhance UTI. I held it and ran it back. Full screened it and vectored in on the focal spot A6 and bitmapped it with quadratc algorithms. After zoning the ZIP file, I saw what I have been looking for my whole life...

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My god...

It's even worse than I thought!

OH THE HUMANITY!
 
i told myself, with the right c+ java overlace i could run the proper photo enhance uti. I held it and ran it back. Full screened it and vectored in on the focal spot a6 and bitmapped it with quadratc algorithms. After zoning the zip file, i saw what i have been looking for my whole life...

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proof of aliens!

whoa
 
Yes, good catch, the ears are visible. That said, that's the first time I've ever heard the words "little" and "Jay Leno chin" used consecutively.

like a little dose of the Leno chin :icon_chee
 
dufuk.

i watched that first video at the 37 mark four times and couldnt tell who ur talkin about.

they all look like normal humans... and certainly have ears.
 
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