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Yep, I'll take one for the team, as well.I think it's time to nuke florida
....and this coming from someone who currently lives there
Yep, I'll take one for the team, as well.I think it's time to nuke florida
....and this coming from someone who currently lives there
@Clippy, what did you do this time?
Mother Nature's way of punishing those who have sexual relations with monkeys?
LeBron actually went "We Wuzz khangs" over it did you catch that?If you don't get the reference, this was an H&M ad. It made news this past week and LeBron James got butthurt over it.
Herpes Python was @Cool Hand Luke's wrestling nickname back at homosexual university.Maybe the pythons will eat the monkeys,
Herpes Python was @Cool Hand Luke's wrestling nickname back at homosexual university.
I thought it was Hairpiece, on account of you know, but I'll never make that mistake twice.
Thanks for thinking of my penis like that.
*FixedWell CUM.
Exactly!!I think Floridian humans probably gave it to the monkeys.
"Depends on what the definition of is is."I did not have sexual relations with that monkey - Bill Clinton.
Florida is fucked. These are the newest species found in the state.
Herpes monkeys.
Reticulated pythons... Grows up to 20 feet long and is the only snake alive known to have killed and swallowed humans for food
Nile crocodiles. No, not pussy American crocs. Man eaters from Africa that grow up to 20 feet long and take down buffalo
That's not counting alligators, bull sharks, tiger sharks, great whites, rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, coral snakes, brown recluses, black widows, and panthers that are all native to the area.
Seriously, what the fuck Florida? And if by some chance you survive the weather and wildlife, you still have to worry about the most dangerous animal of all....
This just seems wrongthey should do what they do in India --- just get bigger more imposing monkeys to scare off the macaques.
Here is one of the bigger monkeys trained for security for the 2010 Commonwealth games in Delhi.
You forgot about all of their freshwater being dominated by snakeheads. Those fish are savage as fuck, used to have couple of them in a large aquarium.Florida is fucked. These are the newest species found in the state.
Herpes monkeys.
Reticulated pythons... Grows up to 20 feet long and is the only snake alive known to have killed and swallowed humans for food
Nile crocodiles. No, not pussy American crocs. Man eaters from Africa that grow up to 20 feet long and take down buffalo
That's not counting alligators, bull sharks, tiger sharks, great whites, rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, coral snakes, brown recluses, black widows, and panthers that are all native to the area.
Seriously, what the fuck Florida? And if by some chance you survive the weather and wildlife, you still have to worry about the most dangerous animal of all....
Homeless face eating cannibals on flaka...
Fantastic post, until I got to the cannibal pic, which I think traumatized me.
You forgot about all of their freshwater being dominated by snakeheads. Those fish are savage as fuck, used to have couple of them in a large aquarium.