now in Florida: wild monkeys spreading lethal herpes to humans

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/florida-mans-latest-worry-killer-herpes-from-wild-monkeys/

     
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    I think Floridian humans probably gave it to the monkeys.
     
  3. peytonlucy

    peytonlucy Silver Belt

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    Monkeys giving lethal herpes to humans - and that's just the dance clubs in South Beach.
     
  4. NoGoodNamesLeft

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    better than syphylis infested drop bears in straya
     
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    Mother Nature's way of punishing those who have sexual relations with monkeys?
     
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    First AIDS, now this? Monkeys, get your shit together.
     
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    Herpes is an STD and these monkeys were brought in to AMUSE tourists, says the article. That is a nice way of putting it.
     
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    I've seen spider monkey in florida
     
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    We'll gonn miss ya.

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    "How the hell did you get herpes from a monkey?"

    "Macaque."



    "Enough said."
     
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    Well, if shit doesn't come from California it will most certainly come from Florida. Actually, I think these monkeys have already made their way to California...
     
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    African Motaba??!?
     
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    Only in florida<45><45><45>:rolleyes:
     
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    Getting a little... stormfrontish in here...

    <{ByeHomer}>
     
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    I love Florida so much
     
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