Not Showtime yet: Report emBARRgoed (SCO Thread v. 30)

[TheBlondBomber]

What have I denied, falsified, or exaggerated? My posts in this thread have been mostly quoting Barr's statements.

Did you buy into that wacky Trump-Russia conspiracy theory lol?

 

[Ornife]

The collusion thing was 50/50 at best. The State of New York one is the one that is going to be big problems for Donny.
Donny runs a dirty business. His accountant did not flip for no reason.

Exactly this. That no evidence was discovered only demonstrates how duplicitous Trump is!

IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH!!!

 

[waiguoren]

Oh... I see. @glenwo2 it was a 5 year av and sig bet. I thought it was an account bet. Now instead of facing the music he is just going to close his account. Lol what a cocksucker Bitch move @PolishHeadlock... Bitch move

Here's how it happened:

It started as an account bet, but the moderator in the Bet Thread won't enforce those. That's why we went with a five-year AV+sig bet. I still wanted to keep the account bet part informally.

So now we're in a weird situation. Polishheadlock conceded, but he's trying to use the fact that it was an account bet to e-suicide instead of facing the five-year AV+sig bet. The Bet Thread moderator wasn't really sure how to handle this, so he's asking for help from the higher-ups.

To add more confusion, I always thought that 'account bet' means you bet your account. Like

Cash bet = I win and you give me your cash
Sig bet = I win and you give me your sig
Avatar bet = I win and you give me your avatar
Name bet = I win and you give me your account name
Account bet = I win and you give me your account
​

Other people are saying that 'account bet' just means the loser e-suicides. I still don't know.

It's up to the moderators at this point. Either way, I will now become the War Room Bet Champion when the standings are updated. We get big points for long-term bets like that one. @Jack V Savage is the current champion, but he will have to settle for the #1 contender spot for the indefinite future.

 

[glenwo2]

The collusion thing was 50/50 at best. The State of New York one is the one that is going to be big problems for Donny.
Donny runs a dirty business. His accountant did not flip for no reason.

We'll see what happens.

Could turn out to be one massive legal headache of the Migraine variety, that's for sure.

But I wouldn't hold my breath for any jail-time if I were you.

He's going to get fined up the ass, though.

 

[44nutman]

Sorry, but the indictment, conviction, or guilty pleas of 34 people and three companies, including top Trump advisers, Russian spies and Kremlin hackers, as a DIRECT result of Mueller’s investigation, is not “TOTAL EXONERATION!”

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Still what’s the point. THey we’re relieved of their duties correct?

...I’m not sure how to be more clear. You talked about caring about institutions, I said if you do you should also care about what possibly went on at those institutions and want to know what went on.

 

[waiguoren]

What have I denied, falsified, or exaggerated? My posts in this thread have been mostly quoting Barr's statements.

Just messing with you, bud. However, I definitely think you were slow to see through the RussiaGate conspiracy theory.

 

[glenwo2]

Once more with feeling :

 

[44nutman]

We'll see what happens.

Could turn out to be one massive legal headache of the Migraine variety, that's for sure.

But I wouldn't hold my breath for any jail-time if I were you.

He's going to get fined up the ass, though.

Financial crimes rarely get jail time, well not in America. Some countries put them in front of firing squads, but in the US, politicians make too much money off of big business, so cant have your money source getting shot up for financial crimes.

 

[JamesRussler]

Please change that avatar, you're offending my delicate sensibilities.

...That’s Billy the Anti-bully. I take it you’re not a fan of his show?

 

[PHATV]

You guys heard? Turns out it was a "witch hunt"! NOTHING!!! The God King Trump was right. Again.

MAGA!!!

TRUMP 2020!!!

IVANKA AND JARED PERSEVERE!

 

[LMP]

So then is this all over? Do we get to move on to talk about who is going to run against Trump in the next election?

 

[glenwo2]

I'll see you that and raise you :

 

[glenwo2]

Financial crimes rarely get jail time, well not in America. Some countries put them in front of firing squads, but in the US, politicians make too much money off of big business, so cant have your money source getting shot up for financial crimes.

So then you agree that if this finds its way into a courtroom(which I think it does), Trump is going to end up getting Heavily Fined. Right?

 

[ocean size]

Here's a difficult issue. How does one obstruct justice of a non-crime?

What do you mean non-crime? Trump didn't have to commit the crime he was obstructing justice on. There were dozens of charges brought against people in his campaign.

The best answer is:

We'll really need the details to parse out what Mueller said, but I at least trust Mueller to have some understanding of 1) the facts of the case and 2) the applicable law, and thus not to say something suggestive like:

" ‘difficult issues’ of law and fact concerning whether the president’s actions and intent could be viewed as obstruction"

unless there was something to it.

Spoiler

Top of my head - a couple places it could have happened are with the investigation into Flynn and another is when Trump asked AG Whitaker to get Trump's handpicked appointee to SDNY Berman to unrecuse himself and take over the Cohen case.

 

[glenwo2]

...That’s Billy the Anti-bully. I take it you’re not a fan of his show?

Hate those types of cartoons.

The drawings are so amateurish.

I remember back in the day where there were actual cartoonists who actually DREW instead of having machines do it for them. #OldManYellsAtCloud

 

[waiguoren]

So then is this all over? Do we get to move on to talk about who is going to run against Trump in the next election?

Nope, there's a separate thread for that. This thread is for watching loony conspiracy theorists continue to delude themselves.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Latest pundit on CNN...

 

[glenwo2]

So then is this all over? Do we get to move on to talk about who is going to run against Trump in the next election?

I don't think @Cubo de Sangre nor @luckyshot wants to run for POTUS, though.

 

[ocean size]

SHHHHHH.... we want to laugh at them more. Don't give the spoiler away just yet.

Why laugh at Mueller? If you think you have the spoiler that somehow Mueller doesn't, you might want to really pause there a minute and consider.