Nobody told me the downside of living healthy!

Discussion in 'Dieting / Supplement Discussion' started by kiratha, Jun 16, 2008.

  1. kiratha

    kiratha White Belt

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    Seriously guys. I have to take a dump 4-5 times a day. It has been that way since I started eating healthy about 6month ago

    Am I the only one?
     
  2. takeahnase

    takeahnase watching the swarm

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  3. B3rserk3R

    B3rserk3R Brown Belt

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    And pending on your goals you'll eventually need to buy a whole new set of clothes....on the bright side, you'll get laid more.
     
  4. finnegan

    finnegan Mountains and Fleas

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    I, for one, wasn't informed that the hard life of a fighter isn't a lifestyle choice, its a necessity since you can't afford shit due to all the healthy food you'll be buying.
     
  5. dp8351

    dp8351 White Belt

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    I've had to buy a lot of new clothes. People notice when your old clothes are too loose. It adds up, man, especially when you consider I bought nicer stuff than I used to have.
     
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    I, for one, base all my actions on what I feel others will think of me.
     
  7. Rowan11088

    Rowan11088 Purple Belt

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    Sarcasm FTW. End of thread.
     
  8. Superflybilly

    Superflybilly Orange Belt

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    i'm on two a day but who doesn't enjoy a relaxing poo
     
  9. ajcrewmisfit

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    2-3 for me! honestly though, it's the food that really becomes a burden. healthy food is "special" and so a lot of times it's more expensive
     
  10. Kimuraa

    Kimuraa Orange Belt

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    Regardless of what you think, I'd say a fair amount of people give a shit of what people think of them.
     
  11. RedNeckJiuJitsu

    RedNeckJiuJitsu Black Belt

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    I'm only up to about 2 a day, but the quality of my craps has gone up, so it's all good.
     
  12. Todd Gack

    Todd Gack Dutch

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    Those pants look fabulous.
     
  13. theNuge

    theNuge Brown Belt

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    I'm with you man. My craps are the nice, no-clean-up ones. I despised my old ten second dump, fifteen minute cleanup craps.
     
  14. mike p

    mike p Blue Belt

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    I second that...WTF?
     
  15. JinKazama

    JinKazama Red Belt

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    2x/day for me
     
  16. fatmatic

    fatmatic Orange Belt

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    this man speaks the truth
     
  17. VeganMike

    VeganMike White Belt

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    I like good shits....
     
  18. evilf22

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    im on the other end. after i went strictly paleo, it went to once every 2-3 days. but its damn impressive. painful, but damn impressive.
     
  19. Ian Coe

    Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    ^^^^

    Unless I eat A LOT of fruit and prunes, I can go 24-40 hours without a crap.
    But when I do....I have had many awkward moments at work where I have to try and break up my leavings because the toilet when take it.

    At home I've started using a sports water bottle and use the pressue to slowly break it down. Usually takes about 5 litres of pressurised water and 5-6 flushes.


    Nice reply LOL


    I could care less of what people think of me.

    The people I actually care an opinion from, know me well enough not to care what I look like
     

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