Social No Simp September

[biscuitsbrah]

Simp! Hahaha, just kidding man. You see, that’s a word I found on the internet that seems to be trendy at the moment. In all honesty, I think it’s super cool to respect women and what not. I just wish they’d stop going after douches with big arms and big perfect cocks and give us nice guys a chance, right?

 

[HARRISON_3]

 

[Merlotte's]

God help us all

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Day 2 and I’m still going strong. Going to watch Tenet with a lady friend tomorrow and hoping she will come hang out afterwards. Fingers crossed.

 

[Red Beard]

Bro #4, your out!

Bogus!!!!!!!

<mma2>

 

[Kaybee]

I’ve been hearing all this talk about me being a simp. Yeah, I’m a simp. I’m a-simply slamming your girl with this big ol’ horse meat ding-dong and that’s on God, baby girl.

Spoiler

<Oku02>

 

[Red Beard]

I don't really like watching anyone who looks under the age of 30, they don't really know what they're doing

Amen to that! I'm all about 40 plus and have been for years! But I digress...no porn, period!!!

 

[Red Beard]

did you not read the last line of my post?

Every person has flaws. In most cases the women who are the most attractive have more personality flaws.
When you know the woman you don't put them on a pedestal. Idgaf how attractive or how fat the booty is.

I couldn't agree more with you.

 

[fingercuffs]

Amen to that! I'm all about 40 plus and have been for years! But I digress...no porn, period!!!

Thankful for the comma, that's a whole other genre I'm sure

 

[aerius]

You pay for them? If so...you can't do that.

Hmmm...guess I'll have to check with accounting to see who's paying for the escorts...

 

[Cole train]

I just found another meaning for simp

"A vagina that looks like homer simpsons mouth"

Im not joking

 

[BEATDOWNS]

lmao

 

[DLX]

It's finally here boys! No Simp September!!!

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/picture...rol-its-horniness-for-a-whole-month/86375839/

Here are the main rules we need to follow...

1. Be honest with yourself, no cheating or lying about your simpage.

2. Do not donate money to streamers/TikTok girls.

3. Don't watch booby streamers instead of doing irl stuff.

4. Do not like/comment on a post just because there is a girl in the post.

5. No porn.

Can you guys do it??? It's going to be a looooooooong month!

 

[Red Beard]

I just found another meaning for simp

"A vagina that looks like homer simpsons mouth"

Im not joking

Doh!

 

[kuroro]

Guys! Guys...it's only September first. Try to make a meaningful connection with an actual girl instead of porn.

Most men do both.

 

[kuroro]

Seriously, how is porn, especially free porn, simping?

 

[sissypunch]

Day 2 and I’m still going strong. Going to watch Tenet with a lady friend tomorrow and hoping she will come hang out afterwards. Fingers crossed.

Make her pay for the tickets and the popcorn. Make us proud bro.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

Amen to that! I'm all about 40 plus and have been for years! But I digress...no porn, period!!!

ugh

 

[Fox by the Sea]

lmao

ban for piping mods

 

[SalvadorAllende]

This is why I strictly stick to amateur porn, where they haven't been in hair and make up for hours and you can see (the majority) that they're really enjoying themselves rather than wondering what to cook for dinner in staged porn pretending to get off. Normal looking people going at it is so much hotter than that fake rubbish if they look like they're really into it.

Good thing about pro porn is that those people are getting paid.
Amateur porn.. a lot of that might have been leaked or by people who did only one time so I don't really like it.

I'm not watching porn these days.. but I saw a tendency of "amateur" people who have their own channels, produce their own material and post it. I think that is way better than the 2 before.