Social No Simp September

[Red Beard]

It's finally here boys! No Simp September!!!

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/picture...rol-its-horniness-for-a-whole-month/86375839/

Here are the main rules we need to follow...

1. Be honest with yourself, no cheating or lying about your simpage.

2. Do not donate money to streamers/TikTok girls.

3. Don't watch booby streamers instead of doing irl stuff.

4. Do not like/comment on a post just because there is a girl in the post.

5. No porn.

Can you guys do it??? It's going to be a looooooooong month!

 

[Zer]

Switching all my onlyfans pledges to manly men as we speak

 

[Red Beard]

Switching all my onlyfans pledges to manly men as we speak

That'a boy...

 

[Aurelian]

No porn? FOH

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I'm out

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

I will continue to not vacuum, do my own laundry, or clean the bathrooms and just presume my wife will do it.

 

[Red Beard]

No porn? FOH

I'm out

Guys! Guys...it's only September first. Try to make a meaningful connection with an actual girl instead of porn.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

I already do all of those things apart from viewing free porn.

Those onlyfans girls are irritating! There's ones in my own city who DM random guys to buy their content (copy and pasted generic "help me out" type buy purchasing my content) who wouldn't even say hello to you in the street.

 

[Red Beard]

I will continue to not vacuum, do my own laundry, or clean the bathrooms and just presume my wife will do it.

That just seems lazy but I mean I guess...
<{chips}>

 

[Merlotte's]

Today I saw a video of Jordyn Jones twerking while doing the splits and had to grit my teeth. If I can get through that without reaching for my crotch then there’s hope for all of us.

 

[Red Beard]

I already do all of those things apart from viewing free porn.

Those onlyfans girls are irritating! There's ones in my own city who DM random guys to buy their content (copy and pasted generic "help me out" type buy purchasing my content) who wouldn't even say hello to you in the street.

Any guy that pays for an OnlyFans is a guy I don't like.

 

[Red Beard]

Today I saw a video of Jordyn Jones twerking while doing the splits and had to grit my teeth. If I can get through that without reaching for my crotch then there’s hope for all of us.

If you post pics that's cool because I'm all out of likes. Rule number 4.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Any guy that pays for an OnlyFans is a guy I don't like.

I meant don't do.

Can't edit post....

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

That just seems lazy but I mean I guess...
<{chips}>

I can cook

 

[Red Beard]

I meant don't do.

Can't edit post....

I knew what you were saying haha...I got you fam.

 

[Red Beard]

I can cook

For your wife or just you?

 

[Brother Numsi]

I remember following some hot chick a few years ago and donating like 10 dollars to her account or whatever. That was as far as I went. Canceled that shit in a week and will never do it again

Paying some woman who wouldn't even say "hi" if she passed me on the street made me lose my interest

 

[Aurelian]

Guys! Guys...it's only September first. Try to make a meaningful connection with an actual girl instead of porn.

Girls want time, money, and attention. Porn is free. I don't wanna break out my wallet everytime I want to bust a nut.

 

[Red Beard]

I remember following some hot chick a few years ago and donating like 10 dollars to her account or whatever. That was as far as I went. Canceled that shit in a week and will never do it again

Paying some woman who wouldn't even say "hi" if she passed me on the street made me lose my interest

You just did rule number one. Big step and I'm proud of you. Welcome to the month and I have your back.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Guys! Guys...it's only September first. Try to make a meaningful connection with an actual girl instead of porn.

I'm calling in sick for a bang next thursday.