No more Jon Jones steroid jokes

[PicoPulse]

Steroids dont want to be associated with Jon

 

[Doctor Lenovo]

USADA has cleared Jones 2X

It is interesting that Sherdog is willing to accept USADA's test results but not their decisions

That's not the worst of it. The MMA fanbase accepted USADA's "clearance" of Nate Diaz without any evidence that a B Sample was tested, and the supplements that Nate Diaz claimed to have taken were found to be tainted. LOL

 

[JoshR86]

USADA has cleared Jones 2X

It is interesting that Sherdog is willing to accept USADA's test results but not their decisions

Its not their results, they send the samples to a WADA accredited lab who run the tests.

The same WADA organisation that doesnt allow pulsing or accept the tainted supplement excuse.

By Olympic standards Jon Jones is a cheat and wouldve been banned for life. Luckily we have USADA standards wher le they act as the governing body for a sport whose fan base is as dumb as you

 

[Rvd Slmr]

USADA has cleared Jones 2X

It is interesting that Sherdog is willing to accept USADA's test results but not their decisions

They cleared him so much they gave him 27 months of combined PED suspensions.



When they cleared Nate, they cleared him. He wasn't suspended.

 

[JoshR86]

Nate's theory was finally proven right at Oct the 24th 2019.
We are not hating on Jones. Not too much anyways. We hate him just a little.
We don't want him banned. What will we do without him? What will he do without the cage and without us Sherdoggers?
We are symbiotes .

Lol Nate was full of shit as well, just he called them out and refused to fight, so they not only appologized, but they apologized twice(as Nate demanded) so they could go on with the PPV

 

[spilotes]

Quick, someone get a message under the cage, the jokes are over.

More like everyone is on tainted supplements.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

USADA has cleared Jones 2X

It is interesting that Sherdog is willing to accept USADA's test results but not their decisions

Lmao he was never cleared...

Cleared means he was innocent..

Innocent people dont serve suspensions..he was found guilty somehow of a lesser charge..even tho the evidence was clear..

Its funny how you nut hugger spin results

Jones was suppose to be gone for years..but he snitched to save his own ass , which is normal for cheaters and criminals to do when caught...

Happens all the time..ita happening right now

 

[Aluminati]

USADA has cleared Jones 2X

It is interesting that Sherdog is willing to accept USADA's test results but not their decisions

They cleared him, after they suspended him twice for taking PEDs. From a trolling perspective, I absolutely love the bait and switch though. Conflating USADA approving his pulsing with the initial infraction they suspended him for is some @phunky level fuckery.

 

[Pacemaker Joe]

Second time was adjusted to an odd number of months (15) so that he was conveniently available to headline a PPV with. I main event. The first time a suspension was handed out that wasn’t a multiple of 6 months. (6,12,18,24 months are the usual)

Wrong. Canneti got a 10 month suspension. Ledet got a 4 month one.Ferreira got a 17 month suspension. Edilov got a 15 month suspension. Brandao got 9 months. All before Jones. Whether Jones' suspension was made a convienient length to allow him to fight quickly is another question, but odd suspension lengths weren't new.

https://ufc.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/

 

[Quitcherbichen]

Epstein didnt kill himself

Who cares....he deserved to die anyways

 

[Draxton]

Wrong. Canneti got a 10 month suspension. Ledet got a 4 month one.Ferreira got a 17 month suspension. Edilov got a 15 month suspension. Brandao got 9 months. All before Jones. Whether Jones' suspension was made a convienient length to allow him to fight quickly is another question, but odd suspension lengths weren't new.

https://ufc.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/

I’ll stand corrected on that fact. I was unaware of those other odd suspensions.

 

[C0NCH3TO]

Jones is a brilliant fighter who has never lost a fight ( Imo Gus won the first one). That alone is hard as shit to do at that level. He is past his prime but still got it.....That said, it is naive to claim that he never juiced lmao. Also he is a much larger man fighting t rex armed guys in a dying, boring, unchallenging division. He should move up.

 

[tramendous]

Who cares....he deserved to die anyways

not like that. a lot of other evil people could have been dragged down with him. Its why he died the way he did.

 

[PEDS Help me Post]

Jones is a brilliant fighter who has never lost a fight ( Imo Gus won the first one). That alone is hard as shit to do at that level. He is past his prime but still got it.....That said, it is naive to claim that he never juiced lmao. Also he is a much larger man fighting t rex armed guys in a dying, boring, unchallenging division. He should move up.

Moving up would require the balls he doesn't have anymore thanks to steroid shrinkage.

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Jon Jones: "Hey steroids,... are u still here?" Steroids: "I'm still here".

 

[Kwinkle Kwink]

Jones, The Pictogram Kid!!
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[Number 8]

ok

Doomer?

 

[MPD-Psycho]

Indeed but I bet the haters will still make dick pill jokes and such.

 

[EVIL WAR GOD]

Jon is the best, of coarse he’s the best at steroids. He’s also the best natural post USADA. He’s the best at making stupid nerds hate him too.

 

[Reydereyes]

This is fucking gold <Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>