NFL Discussion v60: Contract Raping Edition

[speakhandsforme]

Jonathan Jones ‏@jjones9 2m
Three drops from Benjamin today. #PanthersTC

Can.

And De'Anthony Thomas stinks

He's made a lot of headlines in TC. That might be because KC needs something to care about with that boring ass roster. But who knows.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

And De'Anthony Thomas stinks

You may be right, but he's a 4th rd pick that can't really be a disappointment after having Dexter McCluster for four years.

 

[Alex5124]

Yeah, he's moving to WR. Got to hold onto the ball but he's got Ebron type potential

I saw an interview with him and he said he ran 4.33 in the spring. He's basically Mike Evans in terms of pure size. With better wheels. But yeah, his hands are concerning. Think I saw him drop at least 5 passes between the Penn State and Michigan State games.

 

[Partlow]

I'm hearing that Daniels has been pretty meh in camp but that Bahk has been deliciously good, which is to be expected since he had to learn playing pro LT as a rookie.

Even based on pure physical attributes, Peppers' rating should be considerably higher than his production indicates haha.

Ive seen the opposite, hes been the best guy on the team in the pass rushing drills, and everyone is talking about how hes gotten much stronger. I think hes going to have a really good season, even better than last year. I think he'll fill that role that they have missed since losing Jenkins.

I think Bak is going to be good too, biggest thing he needs to work on is his strength but hes so young so as he gets older he will get stronger. That was a nice value pick last year. Im not worried about him protecting Rodgers blindside like I was with Newhouse lol

 

[PUO3]

Jonathan Jones ‏@jjones9 2m
Three drops from Benjamin today. #PanthersTC

Can.

Cam isnt throwing them though.

 

[Sexy]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 4m
No Josh Gordon settlement talks, yet http://wp.me/p14QSB-9xef

 

[Sexy]

 

[Alex5124]

You may be right, but he's a 4th rd pick that can't really be a disappointment after having Dexter McCluster for four years.

I hope he does well. Just think he's too small.

 

[ucunc156]

wtf then why does the browns camp keep saying they expect 8 games if they haven't even started negotiations? Unless they think their evidence is cant miss.

 

[Sexy]

That is just what they're expecting, I guess.

 

[speakhandsforme]

Ive seen the opposite, hes been the best guy on the team in the pass rushing drills, and everyone is talking about how hes gotten much stronger. I think hes going to have a really good season, even better than last year.

I think Bak is going to be good too, biggest thing he needs to work on is his strength but hes so young so as he gets older he will get stronger. That was a nice value pick last year. Im not worried about him protecting Rodgers blindside like I was with Newhouse lol

I guess I haven't seen the same sources.

I'm hearing positive things Richardson, House, Datone (but no so much once pads were donned), Raji, Elliott, Thomas, Hayward, Hyde, and Lattimore on defense. Hearing good things about Abbrederis (RIP), Dorsey, Bulaga, Bahk, Sherrod (lately), and Dick Rodge on offense. And lately Adams/Janis seem to be catching on.

I've heard mehh things about Ha-ha, Brad Jones, Shields, Bradford, and Hubbard on defense. Heard mehhh things about Cobb, Tretter, Sitton (just inactivity), and Lylerla on offense.

As you can see, the positive highly outweighs the negative....which I think is more a product of people liking good news in TC. I wish reporters would be more critical.

It's hard to take any of these things seriously, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't really excited to see Bulaga back in action especially. I liked that pick back then and still do. I think this O-line has a very good ceiling right now.

 

[PUO3]

Just a heads up guys Alshon Jeffery is only a WR2 800/8 type player.

 

[Loiseau]

Foster gonna Foster.

 

[speakhandsforme]

Just a heads up guys Alshon Jeffery is only a WR2 800/8 type player.

My goodness, who said this?

If they made a dictionary definition of what a protypical X receiver, it would come out as Alshon Jeffery....actually, no, it would more likely come out as B-Marsh :redface:

 

[RR]

I saw an interview with him and he said he ran 4.33 in the spring. He's basically Mike Evans in terms of pure size. With better wheels. But yeah, his hands are concerning. Think I saw him drop at least 5 passes between the Penn State and Michigan State games.

Yeah, size and speed are pretty much unmatched but he drops so many easy passes. Let's the ball hit his chest

 

[PUO3]

My goodness, who said this?

If they made a dictionary definition of what a protypical X receiver, it would come out as Alshon Jeffery....actually, no, it would more likely come out as B-Marsh :redface:

A decrepit Bills fan.

 

[Sexy]

i thought i read that lylera was on third team.

that was a while ago though/

 

[DangDaGawd]

And De'Anthony Thomas stinks

Alex is the football version of this guy.

 

[OnionKnight86]

In the tune of "Forgot about Dre"

Spoiler

Forgot about Jay

Ya'll know me still the same QB

But I been low-key

Hated on by most these Packers

With no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no trophys

No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's

Mad at me cause

I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries

Got a Line with some studs and they're full of anger

To add to my O that screams danger

Hanging up in the pocket in back of my line like trophies

But ya'll think I'm gonna let my throws freeze

Ho Please

You better bow down on both knees

Who you think taught you to run screens

Who you think brought you the o' G's

Forte B Unicorn and Alshon J E Double F erys?

And a group that said muthafuck the Packers?

Gave you an audible of dope series

To bump when stroll through in your hood

And when your play fakes wasn't doing too good

Who's the guy that they told you to go see

Ya'll better listen up closely

All you Lions that said that I turned pop

Or the play flopped

ya'll are the reason Jay ain't been getting no sleep

So fuck ya'll all of ya'll

If ya'll don't like me blow me

Ya'll are gonna keep fucking around with me

And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - B Marshall:]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay

[Marshall]

So what do you say to somebody you hate

Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way

Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way

Just study your tape by /u/gipsysafety.

One day I was walking by

With my playbook on

When I caught a guy giving me an awkward eye

And strangled him off in the parking lot with his iPad

I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not

I'm harder than me tryna bark a audible

But I'm drunk as fuck

Right next to a conversion van in a two car garage

Hopping out with two broken legs tryna walk it off

Fuck you too Suh call the cops

I'ma kill you and them loud ass motherfucking barking dogs

And when the refs came through

Me and Jay stood next to a burnt down house

With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches

And still weren't found out

(Detroit!)

From here on out it's the ChiBears 2

Starting today and tomorrow's the new

And I'm still loco enough

To choke you to death with a Chicago stew

[Record scratch]

Beast Marshall hotter than a set of twin babies

In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up

And the temp goes up to the mid 80's

Calling men ladies

Sorry Jay but I been crazy

There is no way that you can save me

It's OK go with him Marty

[chorus x2]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay

[Dr Jay] If it was up to me

You motherfuckers would stop coming up to me

With your hands out looking up to me

Like you want sack me for free

When my last OG was out you wasn't bumping me

But now that I got this little company

Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease

But you won't get a crumb from me

Cause I'm from the streets of Santa Claus

I told em all

All them little cornerbacks

Who you think helped mold 'em all

Now you wanna run around and talk about throws

Like I ain't got none

What you think I sold 'em all

Cause I stay well off

Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin' Jay fell off

What, cause I been watchin film with a pen and a pad

Tryna get this damn offense off

I ain't having that

This is the millennium of Chicago's path

It ain't gonna be nothing after that

So give me three more Lomardis and fuck the NFL

You can have it back

So where's all the mad superfans at

It's like a jungle in this habitat

But all you savage cats

Knew that I was scrambling the whole match

When you were cuddling a cabbage patch...

[Chorus]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say

But nothing comes out when they move their lips

Just a bunch of gibberish

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jay

 

[Tebowned]

Who's paying 20 bucks to get a preseason fix tonight haha.