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DW=HERO said:
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The rock vs roman will be an ass match. Rock won't do anything to jeopardize his movie schedule. That already happened when he faced Cena


Damn mecole why did he slow down lol
 
RandyCouture>U said:
The rock vs roman will be an ass match. Rock won't do anything to jeopardize his movie schedule. That already happened when he faced Cena


Damn mecole why did he slow down lol
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The Rock almost died of cardiac arrest walking to the ring, he's gonna have his heart explode once Roman hits him with a superman punch
 
Corona said:
Geigns is lucky he’s in such a can era. He’d be lucky to be headlining Sunday night heat against crash Holly for the European title in the goat attitude era.
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The same era that had a fat fuck like Mank-ind (you read that right) having to go through 3 gimmicks to try and get over with drunk rednecks? The same era that almost never happened because one of their top guys who almost killed the company was still at the top?

Never the guy

Never drew a dime

Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers

Never cut a memorable promo

Never put anyone over

Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him

Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s

Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s

Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled

Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal

Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction

Only the 4th best member of The Ministry

Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry

His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us

His biker cosplay was cringeworthy

His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy

Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""

Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)

Shit hairline

Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck

Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo

Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak

Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years

Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him

spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent

The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime


THAT ERA?
 
Croaker said:
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The same era that had a fat fuck like Mank-ind (you read that right) having to go through 3 gimmicks to try and get over with drunk rednecks? The same era that almost never happened because one of their top guys who almost killed the company was still at the top?

Never the guy

Never drew a dime

Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers

Never cut a memorable promo

Never put anyone over

Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him

Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s

Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s

Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled

Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal

Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction

Only the 4th best member of The Ministry

Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry

His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us

His biker cosplay was cringeworthy

His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy

Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""

Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)

Shit hairline

Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck

Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo

Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak

Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years

Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him

spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent

The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime


THAT ERA?
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McDaniels getting that alchy nose again watching this offense regress by the week.
 
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