Locked NFL Discussion: Theeeee Yoffs

[ralphc1]

Ferguson held first.

 

[rorschach51]

Pretty sure GB is playing semi-prevent and not letting anything deep be open. It's harder than it looks to just have quick drives.

Kinda meant chunk plays, take the 20 yard gains the prevent gives you. Not throwing 2 yard checkdowns att.

 

[National Acrobat]

Yes. NFL players don't need your stupid motivational speeches. That's why when you see people giving them guys are like "Alright, whatever." They're already motivated, theyre playing for millions of dollars. Those mid game/pre-game speeches arent gonna make the team play better. They already did everything they can to prepare for the week. If you need some roided dipshit shouting at you to get motivated for the 500k or whatever youre making in the superbowl you never made it into the NFL lol

Next time you drop these golden tidbits for us and speak for the entirety of the NFL just use 'we' homie

 

[Rob Battisti]

I'm gonna give my preacher friend who is a Cowboys fan so much shit tomorrow.

God hates the Cowboys will be the first thing I say.

Nothing against my boy @KowboyMMA but cowgirls fans are the least knowledgeable and most obnoxious fan base I’ve ever encountered. God does hate the cowboys.

 

[rocketskates]

If McCarthy had any balls he would’ve declined them both

 

[HenryFlower]

Funny how its shared accountability but you'll always remember who fucked up and made you do more work.

I still remember Tony D taking his helmet off mid game and resulted in us running a mile in pads. That was 7th grade.

are these the trauma response fantasies you made up in your head while waiting for someone to free you from the locker you were stuffed into by one of the actual football players?

 

[heavyarms21]

Blue whale calves are the largest babies born in the world, clocking in at a whopping 3000 pounds, right next to Dallas Cowboy fans…

 

[rocketskates]

Nothing against my boy @KowboyMMA but cowgirls fans are the least knowledgeable and most obnoxious fan base I’ve ever encountered. God does hate the cowboys.

Well, historically they’re all felons….so I can’t imagine that God approves.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Well, historically they’re all felons….so I can’t imagine that God approves.

Is Dakota banging an LA 2? That’s the real deciding factor.

 

[heavyarms21]

Well Green Bay should just go ahead and hang 40 on these MFers

 

[HenryFlower]

Nothing against my boy @KowboyMMA but cowgirls fans are the least knowledgeable and most obnoxious fan base I’ve ever encountered. God does hate the cowboys.

fucking classic coming from a Patriots fan

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lmfao kicker hits the post!

 

[Croaker]

are these the trauma response fantasies you made up in your head while waiting for someone to free you from the locker you were stuffed into by one of the actual football players?

Truly made up, I always used "we" when discussing the shortcomings of others or myself. Because that doesn't come across as condescending or deflecting blame when talking with teammates. I'm sure when you missed the block or tackle, you said "we'll do better next time." LOL

 

[rorschach51]

LOLOLOL

 

[Michaelangelo]

McCarthy applying for Dunkin Donuts management positions right now

 

[lifelessheap]

Doink


Hahahahaha

 

[rocketskates]

Is Dakota banging an LA 2? That’s the real deciding factor.

LA 2, Dallas 8

 

[heavyarms21]

Ladies and Gentlemen your All Pro Kicker

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Croaker]

The Cowboys keep shooting themselves in the dick. Aubrey's been automatic all year.