News from Sensei Seagal

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  1. Nebi Крым наш!

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    You mean The Chechen Republic wants to be a part of Steven Seagal.
     
  3. Caution If at first you don't succeed, move to China

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    If by part of it he means buried there, then I'm for it.
     
  4. Magooglie Steel Belt

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    I think he means he wants to eat it.
     
  5. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Awesome.

    Now Putin's going to put out a hit. He's not a big fan of Chechen nationalists or their supporters.
     
  6. Gus Fring Brown Belt

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    On himself, to save himself from the deadly stuff he's going to get from the Sensei
     
  7. Bullitt68 Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Fuck that. Seagal should just start his own country. And you know he'd get a seat at the table with all the big politicos as he's a one man army.

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    Over/under on how long before Seagal takes over the world?
     
  8. Nebi Крым наш!

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    Sensei's Republic.
     
  9. brian12 Brown Belt

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    I give it two years at the most.

     
  10. ForeverZero Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    he's not done teaching them all the traditional dances he has invented .
     
  11. WinterSoldier Black Belt

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    Seagal really gets around it would appear and I wonder where he what country he will next grace with his presence?
     
  12. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    My bet is heart disease gets him before he completes his takeover.

    Hopefully Somalia.
     
  13. Pecker123 Black Belt

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    I look forward to the establishment of Seagalistan.
     
  14. tkotom Fedor belt

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    doesn't he hang with Putin?
    someone post the pic
     
  15. BORCAT Banned Banned

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    Only Seagal decides when the time is rite to run his own country.
     
  16. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. tkotom Fedor belt

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    maybe seagal is gonna be appointed governor
     
  18. Pecker123 Black Belt

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    Putin sent Seagal a memo asking him to teach him some of his deadly stuff.
     
  19. Bullitt68 Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Ha, you think Seagal is mortal.

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    Seagal is forever.
     
  20. Murlik Purple Belt

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    Serious question.......You guys think Seagal really believes he is as awesome as he portrays himself to be? Like does he wake up in the morning stoked to be Steven Seagal? Or does he wake up and want to kill himself?
     

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