Need Fiber Recommendations (struggling to go boom booms)

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  1. Cherry Brigand We're gonna put some heat on 'em.

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    FEDOR FOREVER!
    As the march on 50 continues, I'm finding bathroom time less fun. I need good fiber recommendations that are sustainable (cheap, low cal, low sugar) long term and taste good. I'm well hydrated so that's not an issue.

    What my sherbros using to grease their pipes?
     
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  2. HughPhug Plug Tunin'

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    Pineapple chilli's and avocado keep me soft so I don't split my bum open with big poops
     
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  3. C-H-L Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    carbs make me shit mega
     
  4. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    What are your thoughts on the sweet potato?

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  5. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Pumpkin seeds

    Toss them in a pan with a little oil and whatever spices you want and you can keep the flavor from getting too redundant.

    I just made a weeks worth that are flavored with chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, lime juice, coriander, and cumin tossed with some olive oil. Spicy taco flavored pumpkin seeds in less than 15 minutes.
     
  6. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Pumpkin Seeds
    Dried Mangos
    Fresh Fruit
    Cabbage
    Cole Slaw
    Kimchi
    Broccoli
    Carrots
    No More Dairy
     
  7. dirtypablo Brown Belt

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    Psyllium husk. Doesn't taste good but works.
     
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  8. kimocomplex Silver Belt

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    Da Bomb Hot Wings outta do ya
     
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  9. newjerseynick Chef de queso a la parrilla y hombre lobo Platinum Member

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    Try some of this 96164._AC_SL1500_V1455840981_.jpg Its what my rabbit eats, she poops constantly.
     
  10. Oliver C. Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Do you take any Pain Meds? That can cause constipation. I know this for a fact. :p
     
  11. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Maybe food is not the solution.

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  12. PajamaSnugz Blue Belt

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    Metamucil makes fiber capsules easiest shit I’ve found. They use to be real cheap but after covid went up to $25 a bottle I think. Just pop 4-5 a couple times a day and you’ll be lootin n tootin have a riot in your pants butt
     
  13. ramsiN Shout Out Mental Illness

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    i definitely recommend fiber found in food, not supplement shit. try cruciferous veggies. with that said, buy some decent probiotics and include them as well. they made a night and day difference for me.
     
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  14. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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  15. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    WHAT IS LOOTING AND TOOTING??

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  16. TidWell Steel Belt

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    Prunes and prune juice
     
  17. Jesus X Hunter eyes

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    greek yogurt makes me take dumps
     
  18. DanSavage Green Belt

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    Just like your mommy told when you were a tyke, eat your veggies every day. Fresh salad before dinner and cooked veggies with dinner.

    Remember that if you eat every day, you need to poop every day.
     
  19. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    I promise you, drink a flavored seltzer and an apple. You will shit like an animal.
     
  20. TribalDrumz Red Belt

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    Frosted mini wheats . Guaranteed squirts soon after
     

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