NBA NBA Thread: Offseason Extravaganza

This Golden State roster is pretty funny. It's actually a good roster for the regular season, the problem is there are better regular season rosters who aren't old as fuck. Like, that organization is trying to tell me Jimmy Butthead, Steph Curry, Al Horf4g, and Draymond Green are all gonna be healthy the entire season? Hell, they might be able to make it through a playoff series. They barely scraped by a Rockets team with no shooting. All those guys are 35 and older. Like what the fuck are they trying to do? People are calling the Clippers The Unction but Golden State is the morgue.

This team is toast. They need to get rid of Gaymond and Kuminga for a big who doesn't suck. Ideally they would have gotten Turner or Sabonis but they fucked up the Kuminga situation. If they shipped out Hield too and some assets they could attempt to make a run, even then its wishful thinking.
 
MusterX said:
Why is he looking fatter than I have ever seen him? Something in the water down in Dallas?
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Dallas Cowboys games have some of the largest fattest sports fans in the business . I know everything is bigger in Texas but that’s just insane how big some of them get from fried foods. bbq and beers
 
Croaker said:
This Golden State roster is pretty funny. It's actually a good roster for the regular season, the problem is there are better regular season rosters who aren't old as fuck. Like, that organization is trying to tell me Jimmy Butthead, Steph Curry, Al Horf4g, and Draymond Green are all gonna be healthy the entire season? Hell, they might be able to make it through a playoff series. They barely scraped by a Rockets team with no shooting. All those guys are 35 and older. Like what the fuck are they trying to do? People are calling the Clippers The Unction but Golden State is the morgue.

This team is toast. They need to get rid of Gaymond and Kuminga for a big who doesn't suck. Ideally they would have gotten Turner or Sabonis but they fucked up the Kuminga situation. If they shipped out Hield too and some assets they could attempt to make a run, even then its wishful thinking.
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The delegation from Dallas offers The Landlord for Kuminga straight up.
 
Poor old AD cant catch a break man!

Guy needs to do a quick flight to Miami before the season starts, drop a fat wad of cash on some voodoo magic to break this curse.
 
MusterX said:
Yea, I did think it was funny last year but at this point I kinda feel bad for him. He's going to end up out of the league and known as LeRoid's son who couldn't make it.
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For the most part, that is every star athlete’s son. They have so much pressure out of the gate.
 
Jonathan Utah said:
For the most part, that is every star athlete’s son. They have so much pressure out of the gate.
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I mean there's a few, Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, Tim Hardaway Jr (even though his father was much better he's at least an NBA level player), etc. but yea, living in the shadow of a successful father has to be tough.
 
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MusterX said:
Yea, I did think it was funny last year but at this point I kinda feel bad for him. He's going to end up out of the league and known as LeRoid's son who couldn't make it.
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He's not expected to be LeBron, he's expected to be a defender. Like GP2 or Pat Bev.
 
Rumblings happening right now that LeRoid announcing his retirement is imminent.
 
MusterX said:
Rumblings happening right now that LeRoid announcing his retirement is imminent.
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I thought he was going to wait until after he has played with both sons. Bryce is draft eligible in 2026 I believe.
 
Jonathan Utah said:
I thought he was going to wait until after he has played with both sons. Bryce is draft eligible in 2026 I believe.
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I don't know man I'm seeing some stuff pop up on social media that he is either going to announce his retirement by tomorrow or the only other thing is something weird like the Lakers are going to buy him out and he's returning to Cleveland for his final year. Something is going on though.
 
MusterX said:
I don't know man I'm seeing some stuff pop up on social media that he is either going to announce his retirement by tomorrow or the only other thing is something weird like the Lakers are going to buy him out and he's returning to Cleveland for his final year. Something is going on though.
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I thought that he’d head to the east in the off-season. He wants another chance at a ring, and the east is pretty weak this season due to all the injuries.
 
If LeBron was leaving the lakers now, I don’t think youd be hearing about it a week from the start of the regular season, he’ll be at the lakers for this season.

If he was heading to a team in the east this season, the rumblings would be way bigger than this.
 
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What a day.

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And of course, the first thing I have to hear about is a "Decision."

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Just let this can retire already. It's been enough embarrassment for multiple lifetimes.
 
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