NBA NBA Thread: Gamble Gate

[MusterX]

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Haven't seen basketball in so long... Shaq looks very different. Like he's been taking Ozempic or something? Or maybe his new glasses? His head looks different today, I legit thought he was somebody else.

 

[Simple Southerner]

rofl yeah ok sure

@Corona

 

[Corona]

rofl yeah ok sure

@Corona

Idk why I got tagged here but I wouldn’t want either of those bums on my roster

 

[Phisher]

LOL

 

[Simple Southerner]

Idk why I got tagged here but I wouldn’t want either of those bums on my roster

Because it's funny n stupid right lol lol at anyone wanting Simmons

 

[Revolver]

rofl yeah ok sure

@Corona

That’s a satire account.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

The #1 overall pick.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Celtics own Fluka and the Fakers

 

[Sweater of AV]

Lmao at the Nugs giving up 128 points and losing to the Warriors without Chef, Butthead, Draymond, and Tingus.

 

[The Servant]

so the teams tanking for superstars just straight up cant after 2 years now? So now they're stuck with bad rosters lol

"Stakeholders have intensified dialogue"

Just say

"Our gambling sponsors dont like it"

Also: Lmao

 

[TribalDrumz]

lol JJ getting destroyed in comment sections the same way Lefraud gets ethered. Doesn’t even know the rules

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Haven't seen basketball in so long... Shaq looks very different. Like he's been taking Ozempic or something? Or maybe his new glasses? His head looks different today, I legit thought he was somebody else.

He better get on that Ozempic quick or he won't live long.

7 footers don't live long to begin with and if you're also pushing 400 pounds, you may not make it to 60.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Who the hell is Devin Vassell? Jeez he’s good.

This Spurs vs Pistons game is so quality

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Don't see the big deal of this. So people don't win some overrated awards that are half the time gimmicky anyways because they don't play enough.

Small violin stuff from me.

 

[TheNinja]

LOL

Shaq is always incredibly senstive. He cannot handle any criticism. His go to when arguing Chuck is just "how many rings you got?" as if that somehow makes him win every debate he has with Chuck.

Chuck: "Shaq, grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet"
Shaq: "No it aint Chuck, no it aint.....i'm right, how many titles you got?"

 

[TheNinja]

rofl yeah ok sure

@Corona

Joel just wants to be able to take more shots. You know Ben isn't shooting ever.

 

[TheNinja]

3 points here
1. They only have themselves to blame for the load management. NBA had to do something to try to get these guys to play
2. If you don't play 80% of the season I don't know how you think you deserve an award anyway.
3. The "missed games" is just for attention grabbing b/c most teams only have like 27ish games left. Like Ant with 7 more missed games. Minny has only 27 games left. He can skip every 5th game and still make 65.

 

[MusterX]