Nate Diaz has better one liners in two weeks than Conor has had his whole career.

[Cozytoesflava]

To be honest, the hardest I laughed during the build up was from neither of them. On the fox show at 2:50

Nate: He better hope he gets the knockout or it's gonna be a fucked up night for him

Fox guy: Conor, if you don't get the knockout, is it a fucked up night for you?

I fucking lost it

 

[DiazStocktonSlappedConor]

Add "I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of nice shit" and "What the fuck is this, the money channel?" to the list.

Even Conor Laughed at that one

 

[Doug22]

The pool noodle line killed me, I hadn't heard that one yet.

 

[ocfightfan]

This is a nice bandwagon you got here.

 

[lyndon955]

the "touch butt with that dork in the park" line was funnier than anything Conor has ever said, literally ever, made even funnier by the fact it wasnt rehearsed like Conor's bullshit

 

[carrythezero]

Nate is fucking hilarious. It's the real shit. None of that over the top staged shit. Sounds like Conor is constantly cutting a WWE promo.

 

[3nigma]

Rockhold nailed it with "anorexic leprechaun."

 

[IamStryker]

80% of the responses Diaz had for Mcgregor.

"Fuck you motherfucker"

Nate Diaz the ultimate trash talker

My favorite part is when Conor would get done with a bunch of long rambling insults and Nate would respond with "Fuck you, how about that? The "how about that" part gets me every time.

 

[dirtroller]

Yes, it's a regular fucking Algonquin Round Table with all the intelligent wit and clever ripostes by these two god damn jabronies.

Nobody knows what Algonquin is anyway. It's America mother fucker get it right

 

[Dionysos]

 

[That209]

That was actually pretty stupid cause Aldo would destroy Nate's legs before finishing him. Aldo still > Nate

As they always say, styles make fights. It's the same as Holly > Ronda, Ronda > Miesha, Miesha > Holly. Even though I think Holly dominates a rematch, I'm sure people get what I mean.

 

[basedgodfedor]

Conor still changed his bum life

 

[DaveHilly]

this is america. No one knows what a gazelle is.

 

[CoffeeAndBeer]

Nate the Lion -

"Fcuk you. Fcuk the belt... I don't give a fcuk about a belt"​

McFlinch -

"I don't give a fcuk about the belt either"​

Nate the Lion -

"Why you bring it everywhere, then?"​

P.S.
That "Lion/Gazelle" line was pretty good too, by the hard-hitting little guy.

 

[High Altitude]

Nate is fucking hilarious. It's the real shit. None of that over the top staged shit. Sounds like Conor is constantly cutting a WWE promo.

Exactly, we are getting the real Nate and he says the funniest shit.

 

[High Altitude]

I like when Nate adds in the sound effects.

That shit is funny.

 

[Greedy Dana]

Nate fights the best 155'ers while Aldo drains water from his body to fight 145'ers.

They both drain water. Aldo just drains it better.

 

[rjmbrd]

The problem with McTapsTwice is he clearly started preparing his lines in advance so it seems like panned material when he was talking. When it looks like a show it bumps me out of it and I lose interest.

Early on he had some fun interviews and it seemed curious and interesting. By the time he was casting aspersions on everyone and everything and making wild claims literally ALL the time it got old fast.

Nate for his part isn't particularly articulate but he's clearly got a fun sense of humor.

 

[jamiehunter]

Nobody understands Diaz when he talks so no you're wrong.

I understood him fine. I find Nick hard to understand though.

 

[MMA-woooooh!!!!]

that cholo gangster interview is when i started thinking the stuff conor says is rehearsed and planned ahead of time, sounded like he was trying to repeat his lines after the audience didn't give him the expected reaction